You've surely seen this specific game on many forums for years, if you're internet savvy. The rules are very basic. All you have to do is describe how you've taken the hill from the poster above. Since there is no poster above me, it's my hill now!
*Shrinks the hill to the size of a ant hill then cause it to grow back its' original size rapidly throwing off Mister Asmodeus* And now I am King. Let the Anvils Ring.
Okay we normal people or are were are OC's? Mine's a Transformer. Back on topic.... *sets up a giant TV that only plays Barney the Dinosaurs closing song over and over and over again* Now unless for some strange reason Stuffy didn't run away I am once again king.
I come with giant nail clippers and clip your nails way too short, causing mild irritation for a day, followed by a horrible explosion. My hill! Doesn't matter.
I shall use a flamethrower to melt down the nail clippers. You can call me your lord and master for all eternity.
My little workhorse comes along and tramples you to bits, leaving you trampled under hoof and forcing me to become the king of the hill!
I use my status as overlord of PonyLab to get a few hundred minions to muscle you off the hill. Mine.
I'm not a him I use my status as moderator of PonyLab to disassemble the minions and commence a duel! Except I have a sword and you do not!
You brought a gun to a boot fight. Hey big guy. *Primus steps on Dragon bait.* Having a planet for a friend is useful. Any way although it's slightly smaller now. I am king.
You brought a Titan to a fist fight. *punches robot off the hill* The bigger they are, the harder they fall.