King of the Hill!

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  1. Usagi Convoy

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    *Climbs back up the hill. Then give a thumbs up to Primus and he punts Ridley away.*

    Primus, living god of the Transformer Race. Titans are ants compare to a guy who Transforms into my home world.

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    Technically Primus should be king, but well he's competing so I am.

    *Primus flies off and transformers back into Cybertron once he's left orbit.*
     
    #21 Usagi Convoy, Jun 17, 2017
  2. Dragonbait

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    Unicron eats planets and was voiced by Orson Wells. Unicron eats your planet. G1 Tramformers is best Transformers.

    New King.
     
    #22 Dragonbait, Jun 17, 2017
  3. Usagi Convoy

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    First I'm the King, not Primus, you did nothing to me. Rid at least punched me off the hill. Second Primus is G1 too. Third and this is the most important, Unicron has never beat Primus.

    *A Drunk Optimus Prime jumps off Cybertron and opens the Matrix. Unicron goes boom.*
     
    #23 Usagi Convoy, Jun 17, 2017
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    Unicron sacrifices himself to force Rodimus Prime upon you! You all die of shame.

    I was looking the other way and nonchalantly meander to the top of the hill.
     
    #24 Dragonbait, Jun 18, 2017
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    Places Dragonbait inside a box, then pushes it downhill, and thus become the new king of the hill.
     
    #25 Prince of the night, Jun 18, 2017
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    *Rodimus mistakes Prince for Daniel and forces her to go fishing somewhere else.*

    Yeah not going die of shame. Roddy is a prime, so what. At least it didn't go to Tracks. Also if you didn't know Convoy is the same Rank as a prime. I got a matrix too. There a about a half a dozen of us with em. Op, Primal, Big Convoy, Roddy, Me.... oh I guess that's less than half a dozen.
     
    #26 Usagi Convoy, Jun 18, 2017
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    *activates the Infinite Improbability Drive and relocates the hill directly under my feet, at a probability of 7^897617:1*
     
    #27 Fenris Rose, Jun 18, 2017
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    *notices that the hill is full of fire ants*

    I'm gonna wait.
     
    #28 Dragonbait, Jun 19, 2017
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    *pours a pot of boiling water on the hill*

    *is still king*
     
    #29 Fenris Rose, Jun 19, 2017
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    I already accustomed to boiling temperatures, as I take hot showers. Time to falcon punch you away.
     
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    I press the History Eraser Button

    *moseys to the top of the hill*
     
    #31 Dragonbait, Jun 19, 2017
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    *Reaches the top of the hill first*

    Maybe you shouldn't have mosey. All hail the King!

     
    #32 Usagi Convoy, Jun 19, 2017
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    Curse my meandering ways!

    I eventually get there, mistake you for the hill, and sit on your head.
     
    #33 Dragonbait, Jun 20, 2017
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    Does that make you king or just my crown?
     
    #34 Usagi Convoy, Jun 20, 2017
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    Yes
     
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    *pushes Lio and Dragonbait both down the hill, settling the issue*

    I am king now and stuff.
     
    #36 Fenris Rose, Jun 21, 2017
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    The ground crumbles, taking the hill with it. Like magic, a brand new hill emerges from the ground, with me on top!
     
    #37 Blackened Blue, Jun 24, 2017
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    As is the custom for new kings, I sit upon your head.
     
    #38 Dragonbait, Jun 24, 2017
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    *I take a Transformer size golf club and knock them all the way to Ridley and the old hill.*

    And once more I am King.
     
    #39 Usagi Convoy, Jun 25, 2017
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    I'm still king of the old hill.

    *places the old hill on top of Lio and the new hill*
     
    #40 Fenris Rose, Jun 25, 2017
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