I just went outside and used a 20$ axe to cut through a foot and a half thick tree. It took an hour and a half, no breaks (accept when the axe broke, but I have a hatchet too), my feet hurt, my hands are covered in blisters, and the smile on my face has never been more satisfied. Why would I do this? Because my grandma wanted the tree down and I thought this way would be fun. I am startlingly Texan sometimes.
You haven't really arrived at the Internet until someone tries to hijack your PayPal account to purchase an eyelash enhancer.
Yeah, sloppy style. The notification I got from the business the culprit ordered it from had my e-mail address next to the person's name and mailing address... halfway across the country from me. My mom thought it was funny when I told her about it. >^_^< To top it off, I never keep more than [REDACTED] in PayPal. That's just asking for trouble. Spending around three times that with a single purchase? Heh heh heh heh no.