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granted. You shovel steam and also methane. I wish was a little bit taller
Granted. The CO2 produced by fossil fuels is used to carbonate you delicious beverage. The bottles cover 2/3 of the earth's surface. Penguins...
Banned for excessive grace.
9000th Dan Blackbelt in the Seductive Arts
Doritos chips because I can eat them with my face. A whole new world or event horizon of a black hole?
The black widow at the center of the web of conspiracies.
Banned for ruffle-flavored potato chips.
Face. Adding "with my face" to the back end of any phrase makes it instantly funny. Old pedophilic hermit who lives by himself in the desert or...
Pithy inappropriate genius designer of Cosmetic Weaponry (with an ambiguous-but-obviously-foreign accent)
I like him. I'd be upset. So there's 1.
Deadly Eyelash Arms Dealer
Ridley, you just won in my book for that Lauren Faust quote. I hope you don't mind if I'm a fan of yours, now.
Sorry. I'm pretty sure I derailed this train. Apologies. but. Women. Go women. Also, I'm pretty sure I couldn't survive being a woman. I just...
^ is at risk of diabetes from all this sugar.
Nah, Ridley you're not Dwayne Dibley. You're just Cat. But Toaster is likely Jake Bullett, Cybernautics. Either that or that enthusiastic...
Banned for accusing Brownie of adultery.
Lollypop Guild Representative: Realms of Chaos Division
No worries, he turned out fine. It happened at church. The church was doing some sort of "American Gladiator" type event one day as a way to get...
Doctor Richard Corby from TOS episode "What are Little Girl's Made Of". That man was way ahead of his time. Soon we will all have superior robot...
Aviator Sunglasses Ambassidor