I havent been a flesh body in so long...i almost forgot what it was like...Less freedom when it comes to moving but then..*Sips*You have things better than that. Hang on i think i can....*A TV materializes out of the ether*Ah!Here we go!Now all we need is a bed...*A large mattress appears*Woo..thats tiring...Atleast we have a bed.And snacks...and entertainment....Do you think we need weapons?
Uniqua takes a sip of the liquid. "Berries, huh? I taste daisies." she takes another sip before running to the mattress and flopping down on it. She spreads out and sighs. "I don't know, but this, this is awesome." she says.
Considering that in here i can create almost anything i want.Im pretty sure we dont need to leave.That and i have no memory of my life outside...except...wait..Raven what did you name me?
"I need some ammo for this here pistol, but otherwise I'm fine." He pulled a Walther PPK out of his bag, along with the holster for it. He clipped it in place, grabbing one of the biscuits and eating it.
Uniqua sits up to look at Raven. "Do you prepare for every situation or something?" she asks, biting into a biscuit.
That name seems so..ahh....*Flashback*Oh..i was an abstract artist.Interesting....I dont see how that got me here though.Anyway.Can i have another biscuit?
"No, most of this stuff just popped in here. What I had was the drink, the torch, the tape, my bat, the pistol and the holster." He thought about how Uniqua had tasted daisies instead of berries. "Maybe it changes to what you want to taste. Made by the same pony as the tape, so anything goes, I guess."
Uniqua finishes her biscuit. "An artist, eh? I would so make a 'draw me like one of your french mares' reference to get back at you guys, but you said you were an abstract artist."
I just remembered something i forgot! *Lifts key off of the perch magically*I can do that. But the name seems familiar....Uhh...*Seals door to key room*Stella wasnt really in there.Im not really sure where she is.I know i didnt put her here.This should keep the zombie swarm form getting to us.*Banging on door*Shut up you sack of maggots!Im trying to sleep for the first time in..atleast 3 years.
"Give me some ammo, and I'll make sure they stay quite for a while." Raven pulled the pistol out and spun it around, getting used to the weight being in his hooves again. He was still a bit shocked at Uniqua's comment, but it was funny. "Make sure to block your ears."
Uhh..why dont i give you a better gun?*creates Auto-shotgun*Heh..this will work...The ammo is highly explosive.So be careful. And its silenced.I dont know how but..magic. (Hands?)
"You guys and your weapons! Fight like a real pony, why dontcha. And it was pretty funny huh, Raven" Uniqua laughs. (apparently yes, hands.)
"Oh, you are brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. When you're ready." An auto-shotgun would knock him back quite a bit if he wasn't prepared for it. He gripped it tightly and aimed at the door... (Wasn't thinking straight.)
Ready..aim...KILL THEM ALL!!!*Door explodes and kill most of the zombies*I got it!*Levitates the biggest zombie and uses him like a hammer*DIE DIE DIE!!I NEED MY SLEEP!
Uniqua jumps off the bed, landing on her front two hooves. "Ready when you boys are, just prepare for some music."
Raven fired randomly into where the door had been, causing more of the zombies to fall. When it finally clicked, showing it was empty, he dropped it and kicked the bat out of the bag, catching it and getting ready to start swinging if they got past 'Maze's swinging zom-hammer.
Uniqua forgets her previous actions as she cracks up laughing. "Oh my god, my sides!" she says, collapsing and clutching her sides. "Dear Celestia, make it sto-o-op!" she says between laughter. She writhes on the floor, snorting and laughing.
