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  1. Maple

    Maple Natural producer of maple syrup~

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    I'm pretty lucky in that I haven't been banged up too bad in my life, unlike most of my family. *Knocks on wood* I have gotten shinsplints​​from doing front flips and cartwheels and other floppy things in the backyard. Next to migraine headaches, (which I get a few times a year, and feel like being constantly bludgeoned in the head with a hammer) it's probably the worst pain I've felt in my life.
     
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    What are your thoughts on alcohol? Do you have a favourite kind, or do you generally avoid it?
     
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    Maple Natural producer of maple syrup~

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    I personally choose to stay sober, as I don't like being turned into a bumbling idiot after a few drinks. Also, I generally don't like taste of most alcoholic beverages. Maybe some hard lemonade, or a little bit of red wine, or other fruity beverages, but I typically don't enjoy alcohol.
     
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    Say you were trapped in the wilderness, and help would only arrive in 3 days. If you could have any 5 items, what would they be?

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  5. Maple

    Maple Natural producer of maple syrup~

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    I'd want my mind with me at all times. The rest can be anything. A paddle ball, a lollipop, maybe a water bottle so I don't die of dehydration.

    (By the way, I wasn't really answering this seriously. I've been very distracted lately)
     
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    Would a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck chuckle at your morning wood?
     
  7. Maple

    Maple Natural producer of maple syrup~

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    Why do French people make candy out of beaver ass glands?
     
  9. Maple

    Maple Natural producer of maple syrup~

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    A better question would be "How the hell did they figure out that beaver ass glands make for good eats??"
     
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    Hero Mode I like Rarity, that is all

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    What do you think of my two new signatures Maple my friend?
     
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    Maple Natural producer of maple syrup~

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    I'm sorry! I haven't been active too much lately, so I completely missed this.

    They're pretty cool. Unfortunately, they load very slowly on my Chromebook, so I can't enjoy them as much, unless I open them in new tabs.
     
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    Nigh the merchant of odd and possibly fake items

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    why mable?
     
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    Maple Natural producer of maple syrup~

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    I'm afraid I don't know what you mean.
     
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    Nigh the merchant of odd and possibly fake items

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    Why did you go for mable as you name? Is it because its your real name?
     
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    Maple Natural producer of maple syrup~

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    I didn't. I chose Maple because it's the name of my OC who's basically a tree spirit.
     
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    Hero Mode I like Rarity, that is all

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    Have you seen Fall of The Crystal Empire?
     
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    Maple Natural producer of maple syrup~

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    Nope. I haven't watched anything related to ponies in weeks.
     
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    Hero Mode I like Rarity, that is all

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    How do you like my new username and signature?
     
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    I was trying to insult modern American youth stereotypes.
     
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    Maple Natural producer of maple syrup~

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    The username is unoriginal, and the signature is fine, though, fixing your hair takes a bit more than a single stroke of the hand.
     

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