Ask Asmodeus Anything

Discussion in 'Ask Me!' started by Mister Asmodeus, Feb 22, 2015.

  1. Mister Asmodeus

    Mister Asmodeus The Element of Asmo
    Community Moderator Veteran

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2015
    Messages:
    7,455
    Likes Received:
    910
    Occupation:
    Part-time slave
    Location:
    Kokomo, Indiana
    Seriously, short of my social security number, I'll honestly answer anything you ask.
     
  2. Usagi Convoy

    Usagi Convoy Creeping out Toaster Repair Pony since 8/31/2015
    Old-Timer

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2015
    Messages:
    13,729
    Likes Received:
    734
    Occupation:
    7 Eleven Clerk
    Location:
    Las Vegas
    What is that cutie mark? I'm assuming it's some kind of Egyptian emblem?
     
  3. Mister Asmodeus

    Mister Asmodeus The Element of Asmo
    Community Moderator Veteran

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2015
    Messages:
    7,455
    Likes Received:
    910
    Occupation:
    Part-time slave
    Location:
    Kokomo, Indiana
    It's the Eye of Ra. Yes, it is Egyptian. Truth be told, I was sleepy when I registered, so I was like, "I'm just gonna find something cool for that spot."
    However, to me, an eye represents intelligence and curiosity, so I may go with something similar whenever I change it.
     
  4. Toaster Repair Pony

    Toaster Repair Pony Gigantic Member
    Wizard

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2015
    Messages:
    26,030
    Likes Received:
    777
    Location:
    Bat Country
    Why is Luna being buried in bananas?
     
  5. Usagi Convoy

    Usagi Convoy Creeping out Toaster Repair Pony since 8/31/2015
    Old-Timer

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2015
    Messages:
    13,729
    Likes Received:
    734
    Occupation:
    7 Eleven Clerk
    Location:
    Las Vegas

    That was going to be my next question but I was watching Godzilla Vs Gamera at the time.
     
  6. Mister Asmodeus

    Mister Asmodeus The Element of Asmo
    Community Moderator Veteran

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2015
    Messages:
    7,455
    Likes Received:
    910
    Occupation:
    Part-time slave
    Location:
    Kokomo, Indiana
    Isn't it obvious? It's because if she wasn't, she wouldn't be buried in bananas.
     
  7. Usagi Convoy

    Usagi Convoy Creeping out Toaster Repair Pony since 8/31/2015
    Old-Timer

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2015
    Messages:
    13,729
    Likes Received:
    734
    Occupation:
    7 Eleven Clerk
    Location:
    Las Vegas
    Does that really count as an answer?
     
  8. Mister Asmodeus

    Mister Asmodeus The Element of Asmo
    Community Moderator Veteran

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2015
    Messages:
    7,455
    Likes Received:
    910
    Occupation:
    Part-time slave
    Location:
    Kokomo, Indiana
    Indeed it does. You asked a question, and I provided clarity.
     
  9. Toaster Repair Pony

    Toaster Repair Pony Gigantic Member
    Wizard

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2015
    Messages:
    26,030
    Likes Received:
    777
    Location:
    Bat Country
    Ok, where is this banana and fire filled wonderland, and how can I get there?
     
  10. Mister Asmodeus

    Mister Asmodeus The Element of Asmo
    Community Moderator Veteran

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2015
    Messages:
    7,455
    Likes Received:
    910
    Occupation:
    Part-time slave
    Location:
    Kokomo, Indiana
    It's very simple. You need simply venture to the moon, pick up a rock, find your way to Tartarus, present the rock to Cerberus, and he (they?) shall lead the way, as trained.
     
  11. Usagi Convoy

    Usagi Convoy Creeping out Toaster Repair Pony since 8/31/2015
    Old-Timer

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2015
    Messages:
    13,729
    Likes Received:
    734
    Occupation:
    7 Eleven Clerk
    Location:
    Las Vegas
    So you know multiple mythologies? What do you know of Primus?
     
  12. Mister Asmodeus

    Mister Asmodeus The Element of Asmo
    Community Moderator Veteran

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2015
    Messages:
    7,455
    Likes Received:
    910
    Occupation:
    Part-time slave
    Location:
    Kokomo, Indiana
    Primus is God-bot.
     
  13. Toaster Repair Pony

    Toaster Repair Pony Gigantic Member
    Wizard

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2015
    Messages:
    26,030
    Likes Received:
    777
    Location:
    Bat Country
    Surely in all matters moon related, Luna would have the upper hoof?
     
  14. Mister Asmodeus

    Mister Asmodeus The Element of Asmo
    Community Moderator Veteran

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2015
    Messages:
    7,455
    Likes Received:
    910
    Occupation:
    Part-time slave
    Location:
    Kokomo, Indiana
    Not while she's under bananas. It happens more than you'd think.
     
  15. Toaster Repair Pony

    Toaster Repair Pony Gigantic Member
    Wizard

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2015
    Messages:
    26,030
    Likes Received:
    777
    Location:
    Bat Country
    So that's how Celestia defeated Nightmare Moon? A ****ton of bananas?
     
  16. Mister Asmodeus

    Mister Asmodeus The Element of Asmo
    Community Moderator Veteran

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2015
    Messages:
    7,455
    Likes Received:
    910
    Occupation:
    Part-time slave
    Location:
    Kokomo, Indiana
    Yes. The flashbacks Twilight experienced were manipulated. What she didn't see was the Bananas of Harmony.
     
  17. Usagi Convoy

    Usagi Convoy Creeping out Toaster Repair Pony since 8/31/2015
    Old-Timer

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2015
    Messages:
    13,729
    Likes Received:
    734
    Occupation:
    7 Eleven Clerk
    Location:
    Las Vegas
    Okay let me get this strait the Tree of Harmony is a Banana tree?
     
  18. Metro

    Metro Eldritch Diety
    egg Wizard

    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2013
    Messages:
    79,681
    Likes Received:
    456
    Occupation:
    Artist
    Location:
    Sexy Town
    Mother of bananas, that is one beautiful gif. Where can I find the bananas of harmony?
     
  19. Mister Asmodeus

    Mister Asmodeus The Element of Asmo
    Community Moderator Veteran

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2015
    Messages:
    7,455
    Likes Received:
    910
    Occupation:
    Part-time slave
    Location:
    Kokomo, Indiana
    Basically.

    In a tunnel network deep under Canterlot. But they are protected by Princess Celestia's infamous twin, Princess Molestia. If she detects your presence, you'll learn the kind of trauma an alicorn horn can truly cause. And there will be no escape. So use a perception filter, and stick to the shadows.
     
  20. Metro

    Metro Eldritch Diety
    egg Wizard

    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2013
    Messages:
    79,681
    Likes Received:
    456
    Occupation:
    Artist
    Location:
    Sexy Town
    And so my quest begins.
     

Share This Page