So my friend entered a pun competition. He sent 10 puns to increase his chances of winning. He hoped one of the would win, however, no pun in ten did.
-I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now. -I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. -I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down. -I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. -They told me I had Type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. -We are going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz. -Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils? -Broken pencils are pointless. -I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. -What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus -A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. -I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. -A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. -A gossiper is someone with a great sense of rumour. -Without geometry, life is pointless.
bumpies What does the Joker say when he comes back from a car dealership? -You wanna know how i got these cars?
You know what sucks? Vacuum cleaners. Okay. Seriously. Want to know what really sucks? Black holes. You want to know what's not cool? Lava.
How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change the bulb the other to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness.
