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  1. Fenris Rose

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    YES!!! THE FOOT MUST BE AMPUTATED IMMEDIATELY!!!

    How do I escape the cops?
     
    #41 Fenris Rose, Apr 24, 2013
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    Stridershy A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Ask very nicely for them to stop chasing you.

    I need a promotion.
     
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    Push all of your co-workers in front of buses, trains, steamrollers, etc.
    With no competition, the promotion is YOURS!

    How do I remove bloodstains from my villain cape?
     
    #43 Fenris Rose, Apr 24, 2013
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    Stridershy A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Wear your clothes and dive into a pit of acid. It'lll get rid of those stains...trust me.

    I'm hungry, what should I eat?
     
    #44 Stridershy, Apr 24, 2013
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    Prunes. Lots and lots of prunes. Or a Taco Bell burrito. They both have the same effect.

    My Xbox is overheating.
     
    #45 Fenris Rose, Apr 25, 2013
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    Take an entire bottle of sleeping pills. Wash it down with a bottle of vodka. You'll sleep so well, you may never wake up!

    My sink is draining too slowly.
     
    #46 Fenris Rose, Apr 25, 2013
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    Give the cat ham and potato chips. It will love you forever.

    My house needs to be painted.
     
    #47 Fenris Rose, Apr 25, 2013
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    Stridershy A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Use this flame thrower.

    What should I watch next?
     
    #48 Stridershy, Apr 25, 2013
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    Borat.

    My house is on fire.
     
    #49 Fenris Rose, Apr 25, 2013
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    Yamiookami EP's Resident Yami

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    Stand outside with a metal coat hanger holding onto a wire to get the power flow in your house again.

    I need to get my mom a mother's day present.

    Sent from my DROID3 using Tapatalk 2
     
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    Get her a six-pack of Bud and a jar of pickled eggs.

    My lumber shipment had some badly warped boards.
     
    #51 Fenris Rose, Apr 25, 2013
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    Walk it off.

    My pickaxe broke, and I still have digging to do.
     
    #52 Fenris Rose, Apr 25, 2013
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    Hero Mode I like Rarity, that is all

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    Do nothing stay sick

    My girlfriend wants to go on a date with me this weekend but I want to invite my friend Josh over to spend the weekend with me and have fun what should I do? (This isn't really happening I made up the date part)
     
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    Mix it with dish soap and lottery scrapings to make jetpack fuel.

    My head exploded.
     
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    I know a Nigerian prince you should talk to...

    I'm bored.
     
    #55 Fenris Rose, Apr 26, 2013
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    Think about death and the futility of life.

    Can you show me an efficient way to clean my room?
     
    #56 Djeinus, Apr 26, 2013
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    furbyguy Detergent Master

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    put all the weight on your back.

    im flying an airplane and i dont know how to land. help?
     
    #57 furbyguy, Apr 27, 2013
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    furbyguy Detergent Master

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    under your couch.

    my airplane exploded and now im free falling. how do i land without dying?
     
    #58 furbyguy, Apr 27, 2013
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    Alcohol, Nerf guns, and candy.

    My knee hurts.
     
    #59 Fenris Rose, Apr 27, 2013
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    light a fire. it will make plenty of light :p

    im on fire. what do i do?
     
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