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  1. Djeinus

    Djeinus Practically Part of the Site Itself

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    Go to Canada through a proxy.

    How should I ace the exam tomorrow?
     
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    stay up all night studying the wrong subject. Your mind will think you're studying for a different test so you'll remember everything on the real one.

    My bread is green. wut do?
     
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    Cook it in acid

    How do I fly
     
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    Narrow تمتص أنيمي

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    I'm drowning! What do I do?!
     
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    Calmly and politely, making sure to enunciate every word, ask a fish that is at least 20 feet down how to get to shore before you drown

    I swallowed legos...
     
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    Fenris Rose Going Through Changes
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    Build a castle in your stomach.

    My foot hurts.
     
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    Cut it off, then you don't have a foot to hurt!

    I'm in a plane & it's about to crash!
     
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  8. Timestopper Hay

    Timestopper Hay The Rage Gamer

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    Open all the doors and jump out... without a parachute

    I have a bear in my truck
     
    #128 Timestopper Hay, May 8, 2013
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    Parsons206 respiras, amicus
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    Stand perfectly still...

    A moose is trying to kill me!
     
    #129 Parsons206, May 8, 2013
  10. Timestopper Hay

    Timestopper Hay The Rage Gamer

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    Sing it a song

    I got good advice on this thread WHAT DO I DO!!!!
     
    #130 Timestopper Hay, May 8, 2013
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    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

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    slap the person who told you it and do the exact opposite of what they said.

    My home is surrounded by creepers
     
    #131 Dreamer, May 8, 2013
  12. Timestopper Hay

    Timestopper Hay The Rage Gamer

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    Give them a hug

    I just ate a very good taco now what do I do
     
    #132 Timestopper Hay, May 8, 2013
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    Eat laxatives, a whole lot of em. Should be fun AMIRITE?

    I want a fluffy-pony
     
    #133 Dreamer, May 8, 2013
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    Put a regular pony in the dryer.

    I can't get to sleep.
     
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Bottle of JD... BOTTOMS UP!!!

    My truck is leaking oil.
     
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Shave it off. Your hair can't be messy if you have none, right?

    My dog bit me and the wound is turning green.
     
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    Learn a new skill. Perhaps juggling chainsaws.

    My paycheck just fell down into the sewer.
     
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    Climb down a manhole cover

    My web is slow
     
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    Punch your computer till it speeds up.

    i can't find my car keys
     
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    Look in your septic tank.

    I'm out of ice, and I want to make a Rum and Coke.
     
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