Badvice!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Tech Tea, Jul 29, 2012.

Page 8 of 31
  1. Dreamer

    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Apr 5, 2013
    Messages:
    2,382
    Likes Received:
    2
    Occupation:
    Fiction Author, Ninja, Baker
    Location:
    Temple of the panty ninja
    Kill your pet cat. The rats will stop being dead, and will show up alive instead.

    my friend is in love with a cartoon character, but I want to ask her out.
     
    #141 Dreamer, May 17, 2013
  2. StealthToast

    StealthToast Toasty!

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2013
    Messages:
    202
    Likes Received:
    0
    Occupation:
    Student
    Location:
    Greece
    Dress as that cartoon character and pretend to be him for the rest of your life, then she will fall in love with you.

    I can't fall asleep. What should I do?
     
    #142 StealthToast, May 17, 2013
  3. rexhyuga

    rexhyuga rawr~
    Discord moderator Veteran

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2012
    Messages:
    7,734
    Likes Received:
    421
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    home
    sounds like the work of the devil, make a blood sacrifice to please him and you should be good to go

    I can't see in the dark
     
    #143 rexhyuga, May 17, 2013
  4. A Smoove Criminal

    A Smoove Criminal Professional Canadian
    Regular

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2012
    Messages:
    520
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Lifeguard/Swim Instructor
    Location:
    British Columbia
    If you eat a cat you will get its see in the dark powers!

    I can't find my glasses
     
    #144 A Smoove Criminal, May 17, 2013
  5. Dreamer

    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Apr 5, 2013
    Messages:
    2,382
    Likes Received:
    2
    Occupation:
    Fiction Author, Ninja, Baker
    Location:
    Temple of the panty ninja
    Buy new glass cups. Duct tape should hold them in place.

    i broke my girlfriends bed, what do?
     
    #145 Dreamer, May 18, 2013
  6. A Smoove Criminal

    A Smoove Criminal Professional Canadian
    Regular

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2012
    Messages:
    520
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Lifeguard/Swim Instructor
    Location:
    British Columbia
    Give here your ex's

    I want a banana
     
    #146 A Smoove Criminal, May 18, 2013
  7. rexhyuga

    rexhyuga rawr~
    Discord moderator Veteran

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2012
    Messages:
    7,734
    Likes Received:
    421
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    home
    cut off one arm and glue it to the other to extend your reach

    I can't swim!
     
    #147 rexhyuga, May 18, 2013
  8. A Smoove Criminal

    A Smoove Criminal Professional Canadian
    Regular

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Mar 26, 2012
    Messages:
    520
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Lifeguard/Swim Instructor
    Location:
    British Columbia
    Steal a lifegaurds soul (but not mine plz)

    I want to go to a Skillet concert
     
    #148 A Smoove Criminal, May 18, 2013
  9. rexhyuga

    rexhyuga rawr~
    Discord moderator Veteran

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2012
    Messages:
    7,734
    Likes Received:
    421
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    home
    buy some hair growing cream but put it on your face instead

    I am not immune to bullets
     
    #149 rexhyuga, May 18, 2013
  10. Fenris Rose

    Fenris Rose Going Through Changes
    Deactivated Old-Timer

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Feb 16, 2013
    Messages:
    19,885
    Likes Received:
    2,038
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Florida
    Cheat off of the guy next to you.

    My house is haunted.
     
    #150 Fenris Rose, May 18, 2013
  11. Dreamer

    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Apr 5, 2013
    Messages:
    2,382
    Likes Received:
    2
    Occupation:
    Fiction Author, Ninja, Baker
    Location:
    Temple of the panty ninja
    Eat your own body. Losing weight was never so easy.

    i can't spell any words with more than five letrs... Um, help
     
    #151 Dreamer, May 18, 2013
  12. rexhyuga

    rexhyuga rawr~
    Discord moderator Veteran

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2012
    Messages:
    7,734
    Likes Received:
    421
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    home
    use your car battery

    I'm hungry
     
    #152 rexhyuga, May 18, 2013
  13. rexhyuga

    rexhyuga rawr~
    Discord moderator Veteran

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2012
    Messages:
    7,734
    Likes Received:
    421
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    home
    just peel off your very outer layer of skin

    I want to get good at basketball
     
    #153 rexhyuga, May 18, 2013
  14. rexhyuga

    rexhyuga rawr~
    Discord moderator Veteran

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2012
    Messages:
    7,734
    Likes Received:
    421
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    home
    you need a nice long sleep
    try a car accident my uncle slept for like a month after his

    the soup is too hot to eat
     
    #154 rexhyuga, May 18, 2013
  15. Rockout E. Stringer

    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
    Community Moderator egg Old-Timer

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2013
    Messages:
    12,682
    Likes Received:
    924
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Graphic Artist
    Location:
    The Tarhoof State!!
    Inject it into your veins.

    I've got bubble gum on my shoe!
     
    #155 Rockout E. Stringer, May 20, 2013
  16. Fenris Rose

    Fenris Rose Going Through Changes
    Deactivated Old-Timer

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Feb 16, 2013
    Messages:
    19,885
    Likes Received:
    2,038
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Florida
    Feed a vampire.

    How do I get the assistant manager at Home Depot fired?
     
    #156 Fenris Rose, May 20, 2013
  17. Rockout E. Stringer

    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
    Community Moderator egg Old-Timer

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2013
    Messages:
    12,682
    Likes Received:
    924
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Graphic Artist
    Location:
    The Tarhoof State!!
    Rumors ALWAYS work!!!

    What is the best way to get blood out of the carpet?
     
    #157 Rockout E. Stringer, May 20, 2013
  18. Fenris Rose

    Fenris Rose Going Through Changes
    Deactivated Old-Timer

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Feb 16, 2013
    Messages:
    19,885
    Likes Received:
    2,038
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Florida
    Ammonia and chlorine bleach.

    Huh?
     
    #158 Fenris Rose, May 20, 2013
  19. firebreeze

    firebreeze Pasta King
    Veteran

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2011
    Messages:
    2,166
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    In The Toilet
    Smack them in their silly face and tell them to get a job.


    My toilet is clogged.
     
    #159 firebreeze, May 20, 2013
  20. Snow

    Snow The Snowiest of Snows
    Old-Timer

    Cutie Mark:
    Joined:
    Mar 3, 2012
    Messages:
    11,418
    Likes Received:
    83
    Occupation:
    nonyabusiness
    Location:
    Somewhere, USA
    Start attracting small particles and become a planet!

    I need a promotion...
     
    #160 Snow, May 20, 2013
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 8 of 31

Share This Page