I was bored one day, and so my mother told me about something rather funny- an article entitled, "Proving atheists wrong with science". Basically, it claims that "God" (as you have probably guessed, I'm an atheist) HAD to create more water, or else we would have run out. I had a good laugh about this, browsing through pages upon pages of these idiots replying to, "And the water cycle? It WAS proven 100% efficient by Harvard University." with "OH, Harvard? those idiots teach evilution (actually spelled that way, lol), and didn't even give it off to creation scientists for approval." Well, I was on page 3 or 4 when I saw a familiar face in someone's signature. Twas Rainbow Dash! Intrigued, I then noticed she had a line going across her face. And so I read the flag she was on. Prepare your vomit bags. "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic SATAN'S NEWEST WAY TO DESTROY PEOPLE'S LIVES READ ALL ABOUT HOW THIS "INNOCENT" CHILDREN'S SHOW PLANT SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES IN PEOPLE MINDS AND TURNS THEM INTO DISGUSTING PERVERTS" I, of course, clicked on it. Nothing could have prepared me for the stupidity and the ignorance that blew up on my monitor. Anyway... that's how I got an entire church to think I'm not only gay, but possessed. So, without further ado, here are some links. Satanic Pony Claims: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=71303 Proving atheists wrong: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=64512 As a side note, this church also believes in slavery, women's rights removal, and other nonsense. They are racist, sexist, and utterly hilarious in their attempts to justify that. This is, however, where I firmly draw the line.
They should be removed from the internet, arrested and put on trial for hate crimes, not just towards us, but towards everyone. Seriously, I don't know whether this was set up by kids or not 'cause I daren't click the link, but there's a point where "trolling" can go too far.
You only just found those? Well, Im going to get my water from the fridge and enjoy the following responses in this thread
Upon reading again, I think my favorite part's when they say the bible proved the existence of unicorns and dragons.
ok seriously XD That was hilarious. Trolling is not a strong enough word and Stupidity comes nowhere near the level these guys are reaching... Honestly I am a Christian and I see nothing wrong with the show. so basically what they are saying is that Rainbows are Gay...Last time I checked Rainbows were created by God and are refraction of light through water Droplets... I wish I could reply to that thread. but I'd tell them the basics to being a Christian and that My little pony is in no way satanic. It was a real eye opener for me though.
Watch as I pick apart this argument. Oh wow. Right out the gate, you think that just because I'm a Brony, I'd reject our Lord. As a Christian, I am offended. As a Brony, I am offended. As a human being, I am offended. I should just ignore this Bucktard, but I'll read on. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What, you seriously think I'm being hypnotized, and that's the only way anyone who's a guy over ten years old would like this show? No, I like it because the stories are well written, the characters are deep and interesting, and the entire show reminds me of Looney Tunes, which, by the way, is synonymous with American culture. Oh, yes, please. Let me pick apart your pathetic attempts to prove I am a Satanist. As you can see, you're an idiot, and you believe that MLP is satanic. A coincidence? Not very likely. Okay, Rainbow Dash's tail and mane have rainbow colors. Maybe because her name is Rainbow Dash? And maybe Rainbows put smiles on the faces of children? I like how you immediately assume she's gay, or trying to turn people gay just because she's rainbow colored. Oh, yes. let us use the King James' Bible, the most foolishly interpreted version of the bible, the interpretation that was made out of spite for the church, to prove our points. And it isn't a commonly accepted fact in the show that all Unicorns use magic, in the same way that in real life, humans use hands.[/sarcasm] Oh, yes. This isn't a chaste hug between two fans of the show who may or may not both be the same gender, it's clearly a public makeout session between two guys in fursuits.[/sarcasm] You missed. The vines above her head spell "sex," not her mane. Wait, how is this Subliminal? We shouldn't even be able to see it, despite whatever scrutiny it comes under! I know, I've done my research! If it is Subliminal messaging, it's a very poor attempt at it! ALL CAPS RAGE! Okay, that picture IS creepy, but none of what you said proves we're perverts.
When I got to the homosexual part, face-palmed. So... The rainbow tail was the same colours as the Homosexual flag? What else was it the same as? What other things does the rainbow pony with a rainbow coloured tail and mane have the same coloured tail and mane as? :derpe: People so crazeh.
Well if mixing my homosexual-underage-satanic-blood-orgy with cartoon ponies is illegal, then throw me in jail!
My reaction: [video=youtube;_n5E7feJHw0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0[/video] Seriously, some people need to get a brain. Morans
You realize Landover Baptist is a site full of Atheists making fun of Christianity, right? Very disgusting website, though.
Oh, this site is just chock FULL of lulzy material. Here's the forum this topic is in. Tic-Tac-Toe?! SERIOUSLY?! I wasn't taking them seriously before, but if that's a devil's game, then I'm going to hell for teaching my baby sister to play it so well that she can beat me.
Where to start, where to start... ...let's see: ...I can't associate that in any way with us. I don't see how we're "Rejecting god's gift" in any way. Ok, let's see. ...Flip that picture vertical and only then it'll be the homosexual flag. Even then the colors do not match the flag. She has a rainbow tail because her name is Rainbow Dash, not because she's gay or a propaganda of gayness. ...Go tell that to every second cartoon then, because wizardry and witchcraft is not an uncommon thing in cartoons. Often, you'll also find that the dragon is a companion of the main character of one show, so, it does not surprise me to see that happening here too. ...Trying? They are wearing a costume... and they're hugging. If anything, i'd say they're having a blast because it's funny and because they're friends, not because they're trying to... have sexual intercourse. And i'd rather say the cameraman didn't get the perfect picture - you'll find a lot of hugging pictures that are taken too early to appear as if the two personas hugging are trying to kiss each-other.
I haven't have such facehoof-rofl combo in long time. Really, this really deserves this: I have to say thank you for those people, they make me feel smart.
So, with regards to the water issue...I read a post that said that people need to drink two liters a day or else they die from dehydrate. That's not true. For example, I drink about half or less than half of a liter a day and I'm fine. Also, just because Evolution has the word theory in it doesn't mean that it isn't true. Here is a quote by Richard Dawkins, an evolutionary biologist and an outspoken atheist: "Gravity is a theory. It is also a fact. Anyone who disagrees is invited to jump out a tenth storey window." Thanks, Dawkins. Another problem is the fact that there never was seven billion people on the earth 6000 years ago!!! And even if animals drink the water, it still doesn't answer my final point! Finally, the water cycle combined with the Law of conversion of mass blows apart how stupid this is!! *Smashes head against keyboard repeatedly* Sorry, stupid things like this get on my nerves. You know, there is more stupid stuff in there, but I couldn't go on. The pony post...yeah...stupid. Nothing else, but stupid.
[video=youtube;XhnN54tHjkI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhnN54tHjkI&feature=related[/video] *Sigh* This makes me question humanity intelligence...again. Seriously i am christian and this show doesn't strike me a evil propaganda machine,these people need to take their meds. Or get of the LSD. Or get a brain that actually functions. Or stop trolling and get a life. View attachment 3385
It's funny stuff, but the folks in this thread who are seriously responding to the material are even funnier. It's like watching the schizo homeless guy yell at pigeons.
