Father's Day

I...didn't call him, speak to him, write him or otherwise bother him today. It may seem harsh, but my father and I do not get along. We haven't for years...so I guess the best gift I can give my dad is the gift of silence and maintaining the illusion I'm not there.

 

Called him. Ignored his traditional homophobic ranting. It actually wasn't a bad conversation.

 

But see, that's the perfect opportunity to troll your dad.

 

Nah, I still care about him enough to be respectful on father's day. Plus, I don't want any angry calls from his wife later.