It comes with built in wifi, blu-ray player, and serves you soda and chips. I wish for a gun that doubles as a harmonica
You didn't say "I wish." You get NOTHING. However, because this is a thread for IMPROVED wishes, the genie is nice and gives you a free kitten. I wish to know EVERYTHING.
Granted. You achieve enlightenment, but then disprove it, making you the master of the universe as well as the smartest person in the universe. I wish for a sonic screwdriver.
Granted. Since I don't know what that is, you also get laser vision. I wish for a non-sticky "o" key.
granted, you also get the fastest computer in the world, along with any programs you want with it! i wish i had bronypower559's signature.
Granted it runs on oxygen so you never have to pay for gas again I wish my girlfriend would get back with me
Granted the nuclear fallout brings about a new peaceful world. Or the land of ooo that would be cool I wish I could be a very successful troll (the prank type)