Improved wishes

Granted, you get all the site's girls.

I wish I could make my own MLP with blackjack and hookers.

Sent from my pet rock using a Toyota

 

Instead of forgetting the blackjack, you add lots of vodka.

I wish I owned Australia.

 

Granted you own all of Australia up to Siam and gain two armies per turn.

I wish I had a 3D printer.

 

Granted, you can print whatever you want with the nice bonus of diplomatic immunity. So you can print illegal stuff with no danger at all.

I wish for a glass of water

 

Granted, you get a glass of water and a whole song sung to you by John DeLancey

I wish for volumetric display/interfaces

 

Granted; nobody else has one, so you get a feeling of superiority.

I wish for oak panelling.

 

Granted. You are also an MP. And have a glass of... whatever demon juice MP's drink.

I wish for a fashionable space suit I could wear to my job.

 

Granted; It will protect you from all Hazardous Environments, and comes with a free crowbar!

I wish I could be a seaplane pirate.

 

Granted. Everyone is so impressed that your parrot can stay on your shoulder while you fly your seaplane that they make you their pirate king. You get to sing a lovely song about being a pirate king.

I wish I could download the experiences of others directly into my brain.

 

Granted; you also learn mind-palace techniques so you can access all these new experiences.

I wish I could have a Husky.

 

Granted: It's a pure bread that will make your trips through snow on a sled so much easier.

I wish for more coffee.

 

Granted. You get your own plantation in Sumatra.

I wish for portable handheld computers where the display is also the user interface.

 

Granted; it's called the jphone.

I wish this Lindt bunny would last forever.

 

Granted. It will outlive the sun, and when the last black hole in the universe dies of cold empty space in several trillion years, this Lindt bunny will remain.

I wish the world was ruled by magical princesses.

 

Granted; they're only slightly psychotic, just to keep things interesting.

I wish for a magical box.

 

Granted. It always has a delicious mug of fresh beer inside that makes you smarter with every sip.

I wish to make a wormhole to my work so I can avoid traffic.

 

Granted; driving through it looks like 2001: A Space Odyssey

I wish for a fully equipped machine shop.

 

Granted: I has every machine and tool needed to fix machines. It's a pretty dang nice shop~

I wish for a fox.

 

Granted. It will be the best. Date. Ever!

I wish for a glass of watter and an army of cute Lunas.