Granted; you shall retrieve breakfast, lunch and dinner by no other then Luna, Nightmare Moon and Woona all at once. I wish for the end of days.
[Moonbutts intensify] Granted. You will get a new calendar. :3 And you will be the supreme ruler of this new days. I wish I had a new gaming computer.
Granted; it somehow doesn't turn you into a PC elitist. I wish I had unlimited arrows to go with this bow.
Granted. They match the pink and gold glitter highlight's of the bow and has "Toaster Repair Pony has decreed that the thing this arrow sticks out of is to be well-shot" engraved on each arrow shaft. Over time you create a critical mass of arrows that will increase the earth's mass and gravity until it collapses into a black hole of arrows. I wish I had more arms.
Granted; you have a variable number of arms, and you can chose how many to use by talking to your new reserved English arm-butler. I wish for sentient household appliances. (Old World Blues style)
Granted, you also get sentient TV. I wish for a taco, a burrito, and a burger, in no particular order. Sent from my pet rock using a Toyota
Granted; it's pocket sized so you can take her with you where-ever you go. I wish for an unlimited supply of absinthe.
Granted, You are known throughout the world as the definition of 'Pure Evil' and people are too scared of you to rebel against you. I wish to make an awesome Call of Duty movie with Brad Pitt as the main character.
Granted. It has 20% more duty than you anticipated. Also Brad Pitt has three contractual love interests in the film who play Call of Duty. I wish for Baymax.
Granted. They are piloted by the members of Led Zeppelin. I wish I had junk food from here to the sky!
Granted, junk food has rained from the sky above your house and will continue until the day you die of old age. I wish for a Jerry can.
