Granted. It's bigger on the inside, and does not contain the severed head of Gweneth Paltrow. I wish for a whole new world.
Granted, we all die in glorious battle for the Klingon Empire. [Regardless of our chosen gender] I wish for movies projected onto the dark side of the moon.
Granted, you get to watch in luxury from a spaceship orbiting the moon for the best view. I wish for a glass of water
Granted; you also get a free hug card, to be used whenever you feel like it. I wish for the ability to shrink and fly around in a tiny plane.
Granted, You also get an army of robots that shrink down and they get into their tiny planes. I wish for a Scorpion God!
Granted, You also get an ultimate supply of bacon and eggs for a complete and nutritious breakfast. I wish to be married to the Scorpion God.
Granted; there's a big wedding with lots of other arachnids. I wish for the ability to teleport into tv shows.
Granted. You're now part of that movie from the 90's which I can't remember the name of. I wish there was a paranormal exterminator who could get all these pesky living people out of the house me and my wife worked so hard to build.
Granted; it actually cares about you, unlike a normal cat would. I wish for one of those little automated vacuuming robots.
Granted, and you get ninety more of those vacuum robots that clean the toughest of stains. I wish for a toaster repair pony to fix my toaster.
Granted; you also get a volume control knob for your voice. I wish for a contoller with a mute button for use on small children.
