Dear Princess... err... Princess Celstee or something like that, Today I learned that sustaining such a major head injury that you have short term memory loss for the rest of... err... what was I saying? Anyway, the moral of Romeo and Juliet is that tissues can't make strawberry hamburgers because they lack the... err... I like bouncy castles! Your faithful Student, Delent the great and mighty.. err... I'm gonna take a nap while I remember how to breathe.
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that when something isn't going according to your original plan, there is always a way to make your day better. You shouldn't jump to conclusions and assume that because one thing didn't go right, the whole event will be awful. Your faithful student, Cosmo
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned the education system in Equestria rocks! The entire class got out of school to learn how to use a loopty hoop. Isn't that wonderful? Can't wait to tell you more how you fail as a ruler. The Future Ruler of Equestria - Nova
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that if you fall asleep in math class, you will not understand how to complete the homework. You will stay up until midnight trying to figure it out. Your student, The Stare Master
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that real friends listen to details during the most mundane conversations. It was awesome that they remembered what I mentioned. Coming around, - DB
Dear Princess Luna, Today I learned that loud sounds are loud, especially if the volume fluctuates randomly. On a related note, I also learned that I shouldn't listen to a Youtube Poop through earphones. My ears are still ringing... Your Temporarily Deaf Pupil, Lance Piper
Dear Princess Celestia, henceforth known as "ma'am" Where's my democracy you promised? Also, if I don't get that loan repaid within a month, I'm going to begin taking your assets. I'm sure Canterlot would make a nice home for those ponies in poverty, no? Yours truly, Bank of Equestria manager p.s. If you borrowed 2,500,000,000Bt, that would bring your total amount to repay right now at 25,000,000,000Bt.
Dear Princess Celestia, I've learned from these countless episodes that while PonyVille is being terrorized by ursa minors, fire-breathing dragons, or swarms of unstoppable pests that eat all the ponies' food and cause economic collapse, you are nowhere to be seen, but when it's a little race, a party, or an event in your honor, you never fail to be there. Is this a coincidence? Your faithful student, Faerie Fox PS, Please don't ban me to the moon, foxes have very low tolerance for no oxygen.
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I have learnt that you don't need to worry about completing assignments when they're due and you can get your friends to do them for you if you can't be bothered to do them yourself. Your faithful student, B-Dog
Dear Princess Celestia, How do we know Luna didn't send YOU HERE for a thousand years, and when she came to check on you, you used the elements to trap her here forever? -Lost
Dear Princess Celestia, I could really use some help with all the pollen and stuff around. It's killing my sinuses and making it really hard to breathe. Please get some weather ponies on that - stat. Wallowing in mucus, - DB
Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that if you're running away from ponies the best escape is by jumping into a pony drawn carriage instead of running. Your Faithful student Marshmallow sparkle
Dear Princess Celestia, today i learned that even if you miss three episodes in a row, you should be in no hurry to watch them, unless it's an emergency Your reunited student, Silverin
Dear Princess Celestia, Weirdness of writing you aside, I've found something I do wanna say. It's been about four years since I've started changing my personality and the way I deal with people, and while real life remains complicated, I've felt like I've become done a lot to become a person I want to be online-I've received several comments about being a kind and nice person. It's easy to rest on your laurels and assume that you'll always be like that. Positively not true. It's easy to go lax and forget that things like love, tolerance, understanding, and friendship must be actively used, even as you remind others of it. You've got to always be aware of what you say and do, because a moment of negligence can lead to breaking those things you believe in. This stands doubly true when it comes to subjects you take a stance against, where it's easy for you feelings on a subject to spill over and turn your harsh words from the idea to the people who are more than that one idea. Adolescence is a state of self-revolution, not an age. The important lesson there is that as any person grows up, it's important that they don't neglect the things they obtain in this time of radical self change, and I'm pleased(and humbled) to say that this adolscent has remembered that fact now. A writer enamored with your country, Arcane
