Engraving 'Bake' on 1nÅ^2 would be physically impossible, as to do so, you would have to use a force stronger than that which holds quarks together (that is, the strong force) to separate the quarks and prevent gluon emission. And I say 'Quarks' because using bosons and leptons would be silly. Their charges are too great, and the electromagnetic force would just throw them away.
Azure was running her bar,as usual. she was reading the newspaper to see if the mysterious immortal murderer had stuck again.
Michaelis was at the bar, having some drinks. He was slightly tipsy. "Hey... Barkeep! What have I gotta do to get a good drink here? Huh? Another whiskey!" He had already finished about 3 other drinks before slamming his hoof on the bar and ordering a new one.
She continued reading the newspaper as another glass of whiskey levitated over to him and landed in front of him. "If you want a good whiskey then try out the ones I made and not some fancy crap whiskey."
Michaelis mumbled something to himself and took a swig. "Damn Princess... making this sh*t expensive... I remember when I could afford this stuff..."
Michaelis noticed Azure's interest. "Who says I hate her? I was just saying she made an enjoyable alcohol expensive. Why do you hate her?"
let's just say that I had some history with a certain pony with a royal title...that wasn't celestia but was some what involved...
"Hatred for any or all royalty?" He takes a final swig of his drink. "Shame..." He takes a bottle of rum from under the bar. "Ta-ta, love" He gets up to leave.
The door slams shut and locks,yet there wasn't one. "Sorry but despite my hatred for royalty,ironically I still need to abide to Celestia's laws and all that other garbage so you'll need to pay up something if you plan on leaving with that bottle."
Michaelis grinned. "Like I said before, I couldn't afford it. A thief's gotta do what a thief's gotta do" Suddenly a cloud of smoke burst from under Michaelis and the room was filled with white smoke. The sound of glass shattering sounded from by the door and when the smoke dissipated Michaelis was gone and the window was broken.
She frowned and got stopped serving everyone drinks. "Okay everypony,the bar's closed and none of you better try and take anything while I'm out or I swear I will break your bones!" she opened the door and forced everypony in the bar outside and she sealed the door as she grabbed a satchel and headed in Michealis' direction using tracking magic. "I'll show you to steal from me!"
Michaelis rested in his cabin on the edge of the Everfree forest. He began to drink the rum he'd stolen and opened a newspaper he'd picked up on the street. "Princess Hunter on the loose, eh? Doubt it... damn publicity stunts..."
(sorry. i was busy yesterday.) Azure located the hut and burst through the door and surrounded the hut with a barrier that only prevented him from leaving. "Give me back my bottle before I wreck you!" her eyes were somewhere in a mix of red and green.
Michaelis had already finished the bottle and had set it on a crooked table by the door. "It's right next to you, love. It's empty, so I don't know why you'd want it back..." He belches. "Good stuff though"
(it was a typo. i meant it prevented you from leaving...I'll fix that.) she checked the bootle and suddenly her irs' turned completely red as she threw the bottle right above his head. "Pay for it."
"With what, love? I'm a thief. If I had money, I'd pay for it. Did you here that anger management has become cheaper?" He joked as he flaunts the paper around. (I wonder when the others are gonna get involved)
