(well apparaently proxy is sick so he's or she's waiting to get better to start posting.) "Stop calling me love you piece of *squee!*! now you better find a way to pay for that bottle in some way or i will mount your head on a wall..."
(I have returned!) Danger sunk his blade into the chest of one of Princess Luna's Royal Guard. A prominent one at that. His sword and horn flashed, moving around the blood from his victim and drying it so it would say, "You're next." He opened a portal and walked through it, with the door closing behind him. He appeared in a cave somewhere in the Everfree...
(YAAAY!!!) "DID I NOT JUST TELL YOU TO STOP CALLING ME THAT?!" she burst but hearing him trying to negotiate she settled down and fixed up her hair a bit as her eyes went back to green. after that,she pinned him down just for safety precautions. "now...exactly what are you willing to work out for compensation?" she sat down on the bed next to him,forgetting that her sudden scream could've attracted someone's attention.
She thought about it... she got up,and lifted him up as well. "Well if we're planning on stealing from royalty then we need to find the one who's been killing them off."
He laughed. "Are you joking, love? You can't kill a Princess. They're immortal. Think real here, love"
(I'm fine with continuing this, though I hope you know Crim left.) Danger marked a picture of the stallion he just slayed. His next target was Luna. No doubt about it. She'd most likely be hunkering in a bunker somewhere until the whole thing blows over. Good time as any to do some looting. Danger walked out of the cave, and saw the two ponies in the distance talking. He paid them no mind though, simply walking past them no less than 3 feet away.
She spotted him and she smirked as her eyes turned red again. she trotted over to him and stopped about a foot away. "Hmm...excuse me but would you be so kind as to help me with a certain...problem?
