One Word Story

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly.

Doofus

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also

whistled

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled

loudly

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with

reckless

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless

force

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force

while

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while

kittens

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens

extracted

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted

survivors

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors

and

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and

chickens

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens

from

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from

Lio's

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross

basement

 

Once upon a doodle there was Eluuna and she couldn't jump over the moon. Amazingly, Eluuna wasn't Eluuna, but Luna was Luna and Eluuna wasn't. Then, Laura attempted murder, of course. However, Eluuna foiled her. "Damn," Crimson said, "Maybe we cranked Eluuna up a butt." Rockout wept over Eluuna. Fearing for her cleanliness, but aroused by Jewel's gigantic toaster cakes, she went insane! Who also shot butts out from her butt. Meanwhile, grammar died. Snow managed to gain more butts, but without realizing that Crimson couldn't handle all of Dragonbait. Later, Dragonbait, Rockout, Eluuna, and Eluuna 2 danced to Crimson's radical buns of Cinnamon rolls and barbecue butts. Boobs and Eluuna are awesome, unless Jewel's uncanny resemblance to bacon mane causes everypony to panic and hunger for sausage length. Cars descended upon Canterlot. "Kachow!", lamented Rockout as Dragonbait also drove down from Valhalla, Michigan for Sausagefest Bonanza and Sauna. Crimson likes Sausagefests and Bonanzas Pizza! Later, Eluuna went flying over the cuckoo's dirty socks. Washing machines can't stop spinning right, despite numerous attempts to turn into orangutans and pigs of fortune. Contracted diseased ponies bite that which does absolutely nothing except drink Pepsi while waifus dance Macarenas poorly. Doofus also whistled loudly with reckless force while kittens extracted survivors and chickens from Lio's gross basement dungeon

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