Pony Vending machine

you get lemon juice
this, and the tub of salt, I pray that you don't have any cuts

*inserts finish line*

 

you get junk metal

*inserts therapy*

 

You get a wheel ten year-old white cheddar.

*Inserts $1.50 in quarters*

 

you get America

*inserts flaws*

 

"your in the library shhhhh!" ~the vending machine

*inserts monster*

 

gets a one horned one eyed flying purple people eater

*inserts 51*

 

you get 42

*inserts hope*

 

it now does all you bidding

*inserts brony(m)*

 

gets a hat

*inserts ball*

 

you get [censored]

*inserts cheese*

 

you get a broken face

*inserts trivia*