Pony Vending machine

gets pursued
*inserts turtle*

 

you get a nerd

*inserts gun*

 

gets gum
*inserts a peanut*

 

you get a birthday

*inserts surprise*

 

You get Bane meme.



*Inserts Cillian Murphy*

 

you get nothing

*inserts ice coin*

 

lets it go
*inserts singing bird*

 

the bird is violently ripped apart by the machinery inside the vending machine. Its singing becomes screeching.

*inserts creepypasta*

 

I jump out of the machine and read it.

*Inserts a Pi Pie*

 

You get: 13.4

*inserts a CD*

 

You get Justin Bieber.
No refunds.

*inserts an old sock*

 

you get its missing pair

*inserts foxy from fnaf*

 

You get JUMPSCARES! *inserts Nutella*

 

You get bread.

*inserts a pencil*

 

you get a sharpener

*inserts hand*

 

You get...

...OH GOD...

"EX-TER-MI-NATE!!! EX-TER-MI-NATE!!!"

*inserts 1969 Ford Mustang*

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You get a 1970 Ford Mustang.

*inserts my boyfriend*

 

What kind of girlfriend are you?

*inserts the tears of the lost*

 

You get a box of tissues.

*inserts a flashlight*

 

You get a GIANT ENEMY CRAB.

*inserts another vending machine, inside of which is YET ANOTHER vending machine*