Rainbow Dash Facts

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    Simple. Come up with Chuck Norris-type facts for Rainbow Dash.
     
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    Rainbowdash is so awesome the Bugbear took one look at her and peed his pants.
     
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    When Rainbow Dash flies, she does not move. The rest of the universe revolves accordingly.
     
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    In Soviette, Russia, Awesome is Rainbow Dash
     
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    Rainbow Dash counted to infinity... TWICE!
     
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    If Rainbow Dash fought Starscream, Rainbow Dash would win.
    If Rainbow Dash fought the Flash, Rainbow Dash would win.
    If Starscream fought the Flash, Rainbow Dash would win.
    Why? Because she's the goddamn Rainbow Dash.
     
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    Rainbow Dash was never a baby. The world just shrank and got dumber.
     
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    rainbow dash once visited chicago
    that's why it's called the windy city
     
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    Rainbow Dash saw a black and white movie in color.
     
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    Rainbow Dash is 20% cooler than Chuck Norris
     
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    Rainbow Dash figured out cold fusion and never told a soul.
     
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    On March 15, 2014, an episode aired where Rainbow Dash and her friends met Maud Pie. Four days later, Fred Phelps, the infamous homophobic cult leader, died. It can't be a coincidence that such a thing happened shortly after an episode involving Rainbow Dash aired.
     
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    We check under our beds for the boogeyman.
    The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
    Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Rainbow Dash.
     
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    Rainbow Dash eats nails for breakfast and poops gold.
     
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