Dear Joshua, That's simple, earth ponies use them sometimes to find truffles. (... what are pigs for then?...) EGADS! Are you insinuating bacon is pigs? That's sick! If this is some kind of joke it's not funny! I am quite offended such a thing would be asked of me -Rex Hyugs
Pigs get turned to bacon then goes into my gut. You need to try some. Try to find a weapon, Then STRIKE it at it's neck, After you skin it, Gut it, Then Maybe clean it, Then cook it, Then eat it, I don't know.
Dear Rex, I heard you made special friends with a certain dragon Would you mind saying what this dragon is like ~XaN~
Come on, you have to at least tryed bacon, it's as if the gods themselves blessed it, also, do you like coffee? Eggs?
Dear Rex, Why is it we have not yet tried to split the Atom in equestira? A place called earth already did it, and they go to war like there is no tomorrow!
Dear Darkshine, I enjoy sandwiches. They are filling, convenient, and of course tasty. I couldn't even imagine what my favourite kind would be. -Rex Hyuga This "certain dragon" is aware of my feelings. That's everyone important enough to know. (That and words don't exist to describe my feelings. Brilliant... fantastic... no.) Dear SnowM, (no, just no.) I'm not even going to answer this. -Rex Hyuga Dear Shyflutter, You do realize that's just a TV show right? (War is a horrible thing. How can that possibly be endearing.) -Rex Hyuga Dear Dream Sparkle, For what implication is my choice? To just eat? because blueberry muffin obviously. -Rex Hyuga [size=+2]((Me: sorry about the sudden pause. I feel good again I can continue, so flood me with questions!))[/size]
Dear SnowM, Neither are things that I eat commonly, but if I had to choose, I prefer Muffins over buiscuits. As you usually eat a buiscuit with something, where a muffin you can just eat. -Rex Hyuga Dear Rashall, I don't ever fly, I hover because it is relaxing but never fly. (I am to terrified to fly since that day. It is now an impossible fear to get over. At least I have my sharp mind.) -Rex Hyuga
Dear Rashall, Relax with a cup of tea and my puppy. I also enjoy playing games like chess. -Rex Hyuga
Dear Rashall, I won’t be opposed to a game of chess. With somepony such as yourself. -Rex Hyuga Dear SnowM, Well, not really. I’m afraid that the extent of my involvement in any kind of sports only lasted until flight school. -Rex Hyuga
Dear Rashall, My profession doesn’t exactly give me enough free time to go camping on a regular basis. I haven't since I was a colt. -Rex Hyuga Dear Darkshine, A meal time is coming up pretty soon, I would rather not spoil my appetite. -Rex Hyuga
