Dear Sparky, How dare you... is what I would say if you could smash a window through a letter. -Rex Hyuga
Dear Dragon, No you may not borrow my hat. But I have a spare you can just have. *spare hat given as gift* -Rex Hyuga
Dear Darkshine, You have no need to apologize my friend. -Rex Hyuga Dear Sparky, umm, yes thank you. (Why do I have the feeling i'm being mocked?) -Rex Hyuga
Rex I need to ask, Why do you wear clothes? Most people here don't, I bet you have some kind of disfigurement right? maybe your leg got ran over as a kid, and it looks like a string of sausages?
Dear Cessoe, In small towns like ponyville you are correct. In larger citites clothes are quite common. They carry a certain air of elegance and style. Growing up I was always required to be well dressed. I since have adopted it to my personal style. So no I am not disfigured! -Rex Hyuga Dear SnowM, The big fire in Las Pegusas. It was fun conecting all the clues, just a series of tiny perfectly timed accidents cause a huge problem. -Rex Hyuga Dear Xan, Yes, my line of work takes me all over Equestria. Not only that I enjoy to travel, and study other countrie's system of law. So When you do, you will let me accompany you correct? -Rex Hyuga
I think this calls for a Dr.Who reference but I'm to lazy to think of one I automatically assign the next person to do it for me
"Bow ties are cool." Dear Darkshine, Started out simple enough. I was tasked to find a missing pony, she had been known for wandering off to get onspiration for her songs and be gone for days. So it was suppose to be simple, just find her. I found her, quite shaken and refusing to speak. Things were blown way out of proportion. Everyone was looking for something to blame. Even I was accused of something rediculous. In the end it was just a simple case of poison joke. -Rex Hyuga
Dear Joshua, I am not "tiny" I am of average size thank you very much. Also, nice try but you can't sit on my head with a letter. -Rex Hyuga
