Welcome to Everypony, enjoy your stay and hope to see you in the EPR. Praise Rainbow Dash and the Muffin Princess Derpy! :derpe:
(Go find the signups. AND GET A JOB, YOU DIRTY HIPPIES.) (Riiight. So [MENTION=3157]Eluuna[/MENTION], [MENTION=5915]Dreamer[/MENTION], and [MENTION=5399]Ridley Wolf[/MENTION], come on down, the price is right!) Narrowleaf rose from the sand, coughing out the little water that filled his lungs. "Wh-Where am I...?" He asked, dizzy from the impact.
Bipsyionic stood up and in a quick red flash of light all the sand was off of him. He quickly glanced around. "AW HELL NO! This is not cool! What the heck happened? Who's the moron? WHO'S THE MORON WHO CRASHED THE SHIP! Gah!" He turned around and collapsed back onto the ground, panting heavily from wasting the little energy he had. "Owwww... razza frazza hiccuping pirate jumblesauce..." he mumbled. (I regret nothing about this post.)
"I was, as if anyone gives a rat's backside about the maintenance crew! Gah! All morons! Well... I guess not really... It wasn't their fault. We have no way of knowing who was responsible... Maybe it was me. I hope it wasn't me..." He stood up again, far calmer than before and a blue light went up and down his body, dusting off the sand. He breathed heavily, lacking the physical strength to do much at the moment.
Quick Fix woke up slowly, spitting out a mouthful a sand. "Blech! Nasty! This is NOT how I wanted to start my retirement!" He got to his hooves and took a look around. Out of the nearly two hundred ponies on the cruise, he could only see three other survivors. The ship had just gone down so fast...
Narrowleaf dashed over to her, limping on on leg, and caught her. "M-Miss! Are you alright?" He asked.
Quick saw a white Unicorn suddenly fall to her knees. "Aw... crap." He ran over to her. "You okay there, girly? You're not lookin' too good."
"Ma'am. May I ask, what's up with the falling to your knees? Need help?" Bipsyionic's horn lit up red and blue and two hooves, one of each color, reached out, offering to help her up. "Magic... far easier right now than actually doing the work..." As tactless as ever, genius. He shook the thought out of his head.
"Not great, but there's nothing you can do. Thanks, though." she said, standing up, tremulously, and giving them both a brief smile. "It's a long story."
Narrowleaf frowned, backing away. He was disppointed by the lack of acknowledgment, seeing as he was the first to assist Luna.
"Perhaps somepony has already asked this, but... WHAT THE HAY HAPPENED?" Quick had spent forty years fixing things. He found it hard to believe that the ship could just... sink.
(Ugh. I just got ninja'd so many times. I acknowledged you first Narrow, but then I had to edit.) She gave them all a shy smile. "C'mon, let's go see if we can find any others." She rightened herself.
"Someone probably made a mistake... I hope it wasn't me... It might have been me. I'm sorry if it was me..." Bipsyionic slumped slightly and looked out to the water. "How many are dead. I don't want to have killed people. Sorry dead people. You didn't need to die..."
"It's fine, kid. Now can... Somebody go fetch me some leaves or bandages?" Narrowleaf asked, ripping a shard of a wine glass from his leg.
