The Final Frontier

“Barely.”

 

(Zoop?)

 

Within the hour, Trevor and Juliet were completely drunk.

They were at the bar, empty glasses surrounding them, and Trevor was cackling about a joke Juliet had made.

 

"Nah," he said affectionately, rolling his neck. "We're... we're not that drunk..."

 

"Probably in like..." He checked his watch lazily. "A gajillion yearz."

 

"Well, we can go back eardly..."

 

"I'd smear dirt everywhere."

 

"That's what's funny," he said, stretching. "Neither of us would remember it!"

 

"Well... how 'bout you make a mess and I clean?"

 

He chuckled, slurring his words.

"Ab... absolutely!"