Everypony, gather 'round and grab a martini! It's time to have a joke sharing thread! Give out yer best jokes and laugh 'till your sides ache! Also, for all that is under Celestia's watchful gaze, keep it PG-13? I shall begin. A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender points this out, to which he replies, "Arrg, it's drivin' me nuts!"
I have one. This Forum. Hahahahahahahaha...ha....ha......ha............ha Why am I the only one laughing. Disclaimer: only a foal believes the above as truth. -- Sent from my Palm Pre using Forums
I thought you said PG13? A woman walks into an ice cream shop and asks the man at the counter for some chocolate ice cream. The man says: "Sorry ma'am, we're fresh out". The women says: "Ok, then just give me some chocolate ice cream please". The man replies: "Sorry ma'am, i just told you, we're out." The woman again says: "Really? ...Ok, then i'll just have some chocolate ice cream." The man by this point just stares at her for a moment, and finally replies: "Look lady, say 'van' as in vanilla..." The woman replies in a perky voice: "Ok, van!" The man then says: "Ok, say 'straw' as in strawberry." The woman once again replies cheerfully: "Straw!". The man says: "Good, now say 'FREAK' as in chocolate..." The lady thinks for a moment and then remarks to the man: "Wait a minute, there's no 'freak' in chocolate!" To this, the man replies: "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!" ...I know, i'm bad at this XD
What's the difference between your mom and a walrus? Ones slimy, fat, smells like fish, and the other is a walrus.
And now, a WoW pun. A man ran up to me last night and shouted "I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!" I said "Relax, man! You're two tents!"
Every hotel in town was taken, and Dave was about to give up when he rolled into a small one. "Well, we have one room that only has one occupant," the desk clerk told Dave. "But he snores so loudly that even people two rooms over complain." Dave eagerly took the room anyways. He came down the next morning looking awake and well rested. The clerk was flabbergasted. "How did you sleep?" He asked. "Quite well." Dave replied. "I mean how did you sleep WELL?" the clerk asked again. "Oh, it was easy," Dave said. "I got in the bed, gave my roommate a kiss on the cheek, and said 'goodnight, beautiful.' He stayed up all night staring at me."
