I EAT IT! The present contains a battered,cut and bruised baby Rainbow Dash.Crying for her mama....Because SOME CHUMP BEAT HER UP!!
Sweet! I'm going to hang this above my door to scare people! Present contains the core rule book for My Little Pony: Roleplaying is Magic.
I roll for initiative and then punch the other player in the snout to establish superiority. The Present contains a hot mug of chai tea.
i give it to haters the present contained a life supply of doritos for those of you who care read this i need the support http://www.everypony.com/blogs/entry.php?553-trying-to-become-a-brony-again