The Vending Machine!

you get me, because Asmo was busy!

I insert notes to Saber-senpai

 

They are used as toilet paper like in various zelda games ^^

I insert all of the internet

 

you get all of the porn and clop of every kind.

insert an operating system

 

A laptop comes out, minus said operating system.

I insert System of a Down.

 

you get System of a Up

I insert puns

 

you get plums, and facehoofs

 

you get me!

I insert the secret to floof's fur

 

A bunch of Floof clones pop out.

I insert a bunch of OCs.

 

you get canon knock offs.

insert games

 

A PC comes out.

I insert streaming software.

 

You get a computer virus.

I insert a bottle of wine.

 

You get The Great Cornholio!



I insert a deck of cards.

 

Shreds of paper come out. Because you, as the great Cornholio, drank coffee straight from the kettle, you decided it was a good idea to place the cards into a shredder. Well done.

I insert a 7" single.

 

you get a dollar.

insert a dollar

 

The dollar comes back out. There's soda on the plane!

I insert onions.

 

you get apples

insert pillows

 

You get a bunch of fluffy things. What they are exactly is up to your imagination.

I insert a bus ticket.

 

You get a 747.

I insert waffles.

 

The potato kind comes out.

I insert a piano.