The Vending Machine!

You get a Giant robot that transform into a TV.

I put in twenty-five cents.

 

A quarter comes out.

I put in a comb.

 

You get messy hair

I put in the machine itself!

 

You get scraps as the machine failed to make sense of itself.

 

I create a new machine and insert a block of cheese.

 

you get a cheese cake!


I put in wikipedia.

 

Uncyclopedia comes out.

I insert a Lamborghini.

 

you get a vw bug

i put in an airplane

 

You get Zombie Wright Brothers

I put in my quarter.

 

you just wasted your money

i put in all of USAs debts

 

You get the deed to the Brooklyn Bridge.

I insert a dime.

 

A small loan of a million dollars comes out.

I insert Donald Trump.

 

You get tons of laughter

I puit in obama

 

You get a ballot box.

I put in myself!

 

A bag of Skittles comes out.

I insert bank notes.

 

You get a pile of North Korean Won.

I put in a keyboard.

 

Jordan Rudess comes out.

I insert a bass guitar.

 

you get vinyl scratch

i put in octavia

 

A bunch of stringed instruments come out.

I insert Pinkie Pie.

 

the machine turns into cake!

i put in blackeneds tail.