Dark rolled her eyes and said, "Just hurry it up, the main assault is due to begin at any moment, and it would be questionable to be able to escape once it does." she motioned to three others guards and they swooped down, grabbed everypony in the room and flew back up. Good thing to, because the moment they touched down on the roof, the room exploded from a missile. (Hey, pretty soon I will be heading to my brother's and sister's graduation so I won't be able to post for a few hours)
((I'm gonna save the ones who can't fly up there while Snow isn't able to post, and we'll wait till he/she comes back. Have good time at their graduation, dude!))
(Im gonna assume i can) Ohh!Pretty!Huh?*Notices building exploding*Aww..I was gonna smash that.Oh well.*Gets out if nowhere popcorn*Time to enjoy the fireworks.*Nom nom nom* I wonder if i could get closer.*Strains*Nope cant move this..Um...*Attempts to guide his cell towards the ground*Ok..Um..Closer..closer...*Loses control*AAAAAAHHHH!!!!THIS IS FUN!! (Insanity makes you like Pinkie)
(Well, I guess I have to restart this thing! We shall restart after we have escaped the that room and are trying to figure out what to do.) Back in the large crossroad room, Snow and Dark looked frantically around, the red alert lights, being the only lights on, gave everything a freaky look. The building constantly shook from the assault from a mix of missiles fired from helicopters and pegasi and shells from tanks and artillery. "Tell you what, the Equestrian army sure knows how to attack a place!" Snow exclaimed. Several doors were ripped off their hinges and flung halfway across the room from a nearby explosion, a couple almost hitting the group. "We have to get out of here! It's only a matter of time before this thing is falls right on top of us!" Dark yelled over another explosion, "Which door did we take to get in here from the main lobby!"
Masquerade's mask changed for 'Harlequin', and he climbed the huge wall by wishing things, that opened panels, and jumping on them with agility untill he arrived high enough to jump on the platform. "Hi again, Snow and Dark. And the door we had took must be the only one still opened, at our left. I suggest that we... RUN FOR OUR LIVES!", Yelled masquerade, as he ran through the opened door.
How do i get down?Hmm..OOH! Bed sheets!*Makes parachute and jumps*WOOO!!!Haha!*Lands*Finally i can go home!*Turns around*Holy....*The building is getting unstable*Wheres my popcorn!?
(But at what point did it become logical for a bed sheet to become a parachute? Just because you're insane, doesn't mean you get to defy logic.)
(Yea, and how are you able to even get out of it in the first place, your thousands of feet above the city in a completely enclosed room. Insanity doesn't give you super-strength, I'm sorry, I really hate playing this card, but if you keep this up, as GM of this rp, I will have to boot you from the rp.)
(Oh, Come on, It starts to sound like Twillight and Pinkie Pie. He CAN defy logic, even if you do NOT want to. It doesn't makes sense, but it exists anyways.)