The world's worst fanfic

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  1. Sunbeams&SomeBeans

    Sunbeams&SomeBeans An Everypony Regular

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    Hello! So basically, I lost my job recently (it was a temp assignment, and I got through the paperwork too quicky... first time I've lost a job through being too competent). As such, I'm a bit bored. So I asked the lovely folk on Facebook to give me suggestions for the most ridiculous/inappropriate/terrible/nonsensical fanfic ever, involving God-knows-how-many crossovers, any sex scenes you want, and, if you can think of your own dreadful Mary Sue/Marty Stu OC, great.

    Basically, I know it's going to be awful, and I view it as a challenge.

    So far, criteria involves the following:
    True Blood
    Downton Abbey
    Star Trek (with a sex scene involving tribbles, and tying into The Naked Now)
    Grange Hill
    Last Of The Summer Wine meets Sex And The City
    Men Behaving Badly
    Community (with a scene involving Annie and Britta making out)
    The Walking Dead
    Dr Who (given that he has a Tardis, this would string the whole piss-poor excuse of a plot together), fighting Predator at some point
    Betty from Coronation Street doing unspeakable things to Pikachu
    Scott Pilgrim doing battle with Del Boy and Rodney from Only Fools And Horses
    A poker game involving Wolverine and TJ Hooker
    And something involving Jersey Shore.

    So, before I start creating this monstrosity, if you want to come up with any of your own ideas to throw in there, pony-related or not, now's your chance! Obviously, when finished, I will post a link to the awful fanfic on here. I'll give you about 24 hours, then get started on actually writing it.
    So.... if you have any reason as to why these crossovers cannot happen, speak now, or forever insert ponies/characters from other shows you like. Over and out!
     
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    I know how to make it terrible in an instant.

    Include Soap Operas.

    Eastenders and Coronation Street are overrated pieces of tosh that should be shot on sight.
     
  3. Sunbeams&SomeBeans

    Sunbeams&SomeBeans An Everypony Regular

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    Well, obviously, Corrie is already in the mix.
     
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    So, you want to make it the worst?

    The Only Way is Essex.

    Make sure at least one of 'em gets put in a blender at some point. Cheers.
     
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    Sunbeams&SomeBeans An Everypony Regular

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    Consider it done, I can't think of anyone in that god-awful show who would be missed if I DID put them in a blender. I'm thinking Amy Childs.

    EDIT- And yeah, I don't mind if it's staggeringly awful; that's kind of the point. I just want to see if I can write a fanfic with the personal preferences of loads of different people from different fandoms involved because it would be funny.
     
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    this reminds me of something...
     
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    It's not saturated enough, it needs to have an overly dramatic scene each chapter
     
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    Scrubs was a well done Soap Opera ._.


    Anyway, to really screw this fic up your should literally distort the facts every 2 seconds. Make it so it seems the Mary Sue is changing physics almost constantly.
    As for bad crossovers, toss in Pokemon and Toy Story. Be sure to include how Ash is really in a coma since he first got electrocuted and Woody's adventures are just a result of Andy's mind/loneliness since his dad and mom got divorced at an early age allowing him to have the attention his family could never provide as his mom is always at work. It all makes sense now don't it?

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    BOOM! RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD!
     
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    hey toy story! what a great idea.
    put a scene where Andy is kidnapped by the Zetas drug gang. :)
     
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    Throw some Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, and Twilight in there.

    ...Hmm, that could potentially 180 into being a positive touch. BE CAREFUL!
     
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    and it was all just a dream...or was it?
     
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    Needs moar games! Throw some Halo and Call of Duty in there as well, maybe some Assassins Creed and God of War too. Also superheroes! Having something akin to The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny would be awesome if you could find a way to make it outrageously bad.
     
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    i DARE YOU to use kingdom hearts,that things become a swollen fanfic mess ,id like to see how messy it can get in a crossover of this proportion
     
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    While we're at it, might as well throw in Sonic. It's arguably the hardest crossover to get accepted by Equestria Daily, but its fandom is pretty outrageous all by itself. :p
     
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    There's just too much here for me to really think of anything to add, other than perhaps throwing in a whole ton of meme's in completely inappropriate places (eg. Rageface's). The only thing I'm thinking of is that this could become some big thing in the community like cupcakes was, just cause it sounds like the kind of thing that would be so bad you just had to read it.
     
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    Add the 7 lantern corps. It would be perfect to have larfleeze try and steal the tardis.

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    Also try to get the mythologies of half a dozen different cultures in there, like the vikings, the greeks, the romans, the egyptians...
     
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    [​IMG] sonic x rainbow dash,you know it makes sense
     
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    Noddy vs Fluttershy in a gunfight
     
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    When asked questions about the fanfic, reply with the phrase "It's open to interpretation", so nobody can figure out if, say, Twilight dies at the end, or Fluttershy gets with Luke Skywalker, or if Master Chief finally defeated Sauron and the Justice League, who had been corrupted by the darkness spreading from the Klingon Empire, which Chuck Norris had died to stop from taking over Justin Bieber's concert, or how Keanu Reeves uses the Master Sword to slay Deadpool, only to find out Deadpool was his son (and whether he finds him on his trek through the afterlife). Also, have a bunch of fight scenes with no clear ending.

    And make sure to capitalize some characters names some of the time, but leave them uncapitalized at other times. That's just to make it hard to follow.
     

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