Inspired by troll science memes, I bring you the troll science thread. The rules are simple. Answer the previous person's questions in a couple steps that bend science and physics in a logical manner. You should state some common logic to allow yourself to make logical conclusions. Oil floats on water. --> Put oil on feet. --> Walk on water. Present a problem and ask "What do?" If a troll derails the thread, ask how to get back on the rails. Watch this video to see what a "logical manner" is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyBRqSN5NnI I shall start with an example, then ask the first question: (answering the previous question) Ask God to press the "New Person" button. Have Him type characteristics of the new person. Have Him preview the new person. Have Him hit the submit button. You will now start existing. (asking a new question) My house is on fire, and the firemen are far away. What do? Plasma particles move freely. Vacuums suck up free substances. Take a vacuum. Plug it in and turn it on. Vacuum up the flames. This should remove the fire from the house. I want to play Xbox games on my Wii. What do?
1. Place Wii on floor. 2. Sit on Wii. 3. Play Xbox. You are now playing Xbox games on a Wii. I want to take over the world. How should I do it?
1. Find Globe 2. Pick Up Globe 3. Hold onto Globe Congrats, you have taken over the world. I want to walk through fire. What do?
1. Acquire a penny. 2. Go to a wishing well. 3. Throw the penny in. 4. Say out loud "I wish I will burn." 5. Because you said it out loud, your wish will not come true. 6. Have fun walking through fire! Time flies when having fun. I want to slow it down. What do?
1. Tie one end of rope to clock 2. Tie other end of rope to ground 3. Time can't fly now. I wanna romance a princess. What do?
1. Acquire Steal magnet suit. 2. Get princess to wear magnet suit. 3. Use magnet to attract princess. (BROTIP: Use more magnets for more attraction.) 4. Repeat for infinite princesses. U jelly dungeon-dwellers? I want to complete Minecraft 100%. What do?
1. Go To Creative Mode 2. Gather Blocks 3. Begin to build "Minecraft" Logo 4. Continue until completion. Congrats, you have completed Minecraft 100% I want to slay a Dragon. What do?
1. Aquire high-powered rifle. 2. Travel (with rifle) to nearby zoo. 3. Kill Komodo Dragon. You have just slain a dragon! Enjoy prison! I want to summon a demon. How should I do it?
1. Find a Jamaican man. He's da mon. 2. Acquire steal a pencil from a nerd (who would that be?). 3. Learn basic math skills. 4. Perform addition on da mon. You now have done sums on da mon. I have a virus on my computer. What do?
1. Perform CPR. 2. Implant 2-methyl-1,3,5-trinitrobenzene into the fans. 3. ??? 4. Profit How do I wimminz?
Step 1: Acquire a pegasus. Step 2: Fly up to the clouds. Step 3: Cover the clouds in Press 'n' Seal. Step 4: ??? Step 5: PROFIT!!! Liarjack is back. What do?
