^Banned because I'm not a pony, though my OC is. < Banned for not being a chocobo V Banned for not being a flan
^ banned for residing in Munchkinland < banned because now I want a lollipop v banned for not giving me a lollipop!
^ Banned because I just gave you a lollipop a few seconds ago. I saw you eat it! < Banned for, apparently, being a munchkin... V Banned for following the yellow brick road and not the polka-dotted one as I suggested!
^Banned for not reading Pretty in Pink <Banned for being the only person to only recently have a Facebook vBanned for NOT being 20% cooler
^ banned for having fun. < banned because the cold I have hasn't gone away. v banned because Rarity told me to ban you.
^banned because Rarity can't ban Twi < banned for not having Spike avatar anymore v banned for remembering my old avatar
^ banned for avatar without viking helmet. < banned for looking down when told not to look down. v banned for it was foretold by the ancient pygmy giants of Antioch.
^Banned because the doughnuts have it. < *Zhono walks in* "I ban you for banning others in my place!!!!" V "Banned for being an accomplice to Lance."
^ Banned for always playing forum games < Banned for not writing any poems today V Banned for not giving me a muffin
^Banned for failing to see that I don't have pony toys. <Banned for not having pony toys. v Banned for continuing this madness.
^banned for giving me idea to continue < banned for listening to pony music v banned for me having to edit this post
^ Banned for failing. Again. < Banned for not knowing the names of all pony music's artists, songs and lyrics. v Banned for not eating chocolate pizza right now.
^banned because you'd need to pay me much to eat that xD < banned for not eating animals v banned for watching Hearts and Hooves day
^ Banned for cheating by use of psychic powers. Again. < Banned for being impatient. v Banned for godmodding.
^ Banned for being creepy, specially with the new comers. < Banned for being new. v Banned for being from Croatia.