^ > v game

^ Mistaken about headphones
> Is polite enough to use headphones when wife is watching television
V Prefers ear buds.

 

^ is utterly wrong

< asks if ANYONE prefers ear buds to earphones

v surely prefers earphones to ear buds

 

^ Eeyup.

< Needs to play BlazBlue.

v Meh.

 

^ is more "meh" than me

< is above 9000 when it comes to sitting in the dark for like 6 hours

v likes rain

 

^ Mhhm..eeyup, coming from Florida after all.

< Surpasses Jaret.

v likes sun.

 

^ is correct (Duh)

< likes sun

v never heard of the "outdoors"

 

^ Wrong.

< Hates the heat.

v Wants a tan.

 

^ Not really right

< Doesn't really want a tan

v Wants a tan

 

^ Wrong.

< Is tan enough.

v Not tan.

 

^ Meh... I could do with a tan
< Is Rofl'ing HARD
v Has never laughed so hard that they cried.

 

^ Wrong.

< I've done it before more than once.

v Busy.

 

^ Bored?

< Not busy at all

V Ninja'd me

 

^ Eeyup.

< Ninja's without notice.

v Tries to ninja.

 

^nope
< tries to pirate
v tries to viking

 

^ is a pirate

< is a pirate

v is a pelvis-thrusting ninja

 

^ Oh really...

< Is Rainbow Dash.

v Pirate

 

^ is wrong
< pelvic thrusting pirate!
V secretly wishes to be a pelvic thrusting tai chi master

 

^ Ninja'd

< Ninja/Rainbow Dash

v Mhhm.

 

^ kinda... random

< already am

v wishes to have the ability of Pelvic-thrusting (if you don't know what i'm talking about, here's a link)

 

^ Wrong.

< Already has the ability maxed out.

v Started Pelvic-Thrusting.