^ > v game

^ Gave me something to try.

< Go home. You are drimk

V won't actually close their eyes when they try it.

 

^ Is responsible for the following abomination: Go home. yib ade frhbj.

< Was writing this on an iPod.

V Will laugh at me.

 

^ Is glubbin' awesome!

< Just moved a TON of furniture. I smell like a man.

V Can't count to ten without saying no in German.

 

^ Apparently smells like Old Spice.

< Can't count to ten in Romanian without saiyng "no" in both English AND Romanian.

V Will ask me to demonstrate.

 

^ Can count in Romanian.

< Has never been to Italy. (ROMANian pun:derpe

V Is Offensive and finds that pun Romanian.

 

I'd like to say something about dat pun, but I'm hypnotized by ^'s avatar.

< Actually thought Rome (Roma) was in Romania when he was verry little.

V Is also aware of a region in Italy named Romagna.

 

^ Might not actually be blue in real life.

< Can dance if he wants to.

V Can leave his friends behind.

 

^ Is back. YAY!

< His friends don't dance.

V If they don't dance, they ain't no friends of mine.

 

^ Called me a back.

< is clearly both anterior and posterior.

V lost his right half once.

 

^ IZ FUNNEH TO ME

< Actually lost his wrong half.

V Is better than me at not losing bits of themselves.

 

^ I was indeed able to hold my extrimities together for 18 years now! Not a single lost arm `til now!
< Has recognized that he needs to change some things
v Has already helped by posting an answer to this :-D

 

^ Should probably be a bit more clear regarding the things he needs to change, as well as the questions he needs answers to

< Is sorry that he can't help

V Will hyperlink each word in his reply to a song he likes

 

^ Will try, can`t promise to succeed! (original before edit: will have some difficulties with doing that)
< is curious if he will be able to do that and understands that his last post was a bit unclear, therefore apologizes
v knows the Grumpy Cat

Friendship-Advice: No more tasks like this xD

 

^ :O Holy crap. You actually did it.

< Has learned his lesson and will make reasonable predictions in the future.

V Will not notice that I said nothing about knowing Grumpy Cat or not.

 

^didn't notice it a bit
<wants to go on a ride with a Yoshi
vWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

^...eeeeeeeeeeee!
< of course he did it! What did you expect?

v Cookie?

 

^ Sure.

< I made a batch of chocolate chip and a batch of raisin. I put them on the same plate.

V Has a shrine to Applebloom in the middle of their basement.