^ > v game

^ Should send me some cookies NAO.

< Does not have a basement, so he keeps his Applebloom shrine on his desk.

V Wants to behold my shrine.

 

^ doesnt`t have a shrine no more
< "borrowed" the shrine (and replaced the "Bloom" with "Jack" )
v will banish me to a dungeon in the Everfree Forest for "borrowing" that awesome shrine of awesomeness

 

^ Is banished for beholding my shrine too hard.

< Had already replaced the Applebloom shrine with an Octavia one.

V Better not steal this one too.

 

^ is not guarding shrines very well
< got a new shrine
v will this time throw the key for the door of the dungeon away

 

^ Will not have to worry about keys, because he is banished to the cold, dark void of space.

< Will not have to worry about his shrines, because he hasn't got any left

V Also has nothing to worry about.

 

^Makes me feel better
< at school, bored
v loves cinnamon rolls.

 

^ You're damn right I do.

< Should be in bed right now, not on the Internet.

v Is in a time zone where the sun is still up.

 

^you are right!
<is so. freaking. bored. i want to watch MLP but i dont have headphones.
v is also bored?

 

^ Should play Minesweeper. It's fun!

< Is going to sleep. Like right freaking now. No more delays.

V Disapproves of my tardiness.

 

^is playing minesweeper
<Says goodnight to the Doc
v likes derpy hooves :3

 

^ Also says good morning to the Doc

< Likes Derpy Hooves very much

V Knows maths

 

^ Has two Homestuck references in the post (one in the sig, one in the XBL handle)
< Knows mathemathics and physics... intimately


V Is not impressed by my prowess in the lost art of mathemajyyk

 

^ must be an alien or something
< can`t believe anyone knows math as "good" as Doc pretends to
v wonders how I escaped the cold, dark void of space (hint: luna is involved)

 

^ nope
< doesn't care about space
V does care about space

 

^ Cares about SPEHSS only a bit less than me.

< Prefers Earth because it has tea, video games, paella, lamb roast and beautiful women.

V Will tell me that at least one of the above things can also be found in space.

 

^You can find Earth in space
< Really likes fighting games
v Will come up with a really horrible pun

 

^ Clever girl...

< Despises horrible puns with the passion of a thousand exploding suns.

V Will respond to this with a horrible pun :3

 

^ is wrong, I can't come up with one at the moment.
< Enjoys puns greatly.
V will like puns as well.

 

^ Nope.avi

< Nope.gif

V Nope.exe