^ Doesn't realise that could quite easily be a modern art installation. > Supports silliness to a surprising degree. v Drives around town in a golf cart throwing plushies at folk?
^ Supports the Silliness Empire~ < Is unsure what driving a cart and throwing plushes at people will accomplish. v Will make the forum the chaotic silliness it needs to be?
^ Doesn't appreciate the need for silly news stories to balance out the nasty stuff. > Thinks it got on fine in his absence. v Will sail with me on my friendship?
^ Is confident that I kept the silly levels up while he was absent~ < Enjoys sailing in friendship~ v Will know how silly things get on this Forum?
^ Knows the friendship can weather most storms. >Doesn't have proper silliness measuring equipment. v Would like to be a pirate?
^ Forgot his silliness measuring tools at home~ < I technically already am a Pirate~ A love pirate~ v Is ready for new day of adventure?
^ Has created a wonderful yet terrifying new form of piracy. > Was born ready! For something, still hasn't figured out what yet though... v Enjoys buttering hallways?
^ Still needs to figure out the new adventure~ < I butter up toast not halls~ v Thinks this thread will live forever?
^ Needs to broaden her buttering horizons. > Probably not forever, but hopefully for a long time. v Wants to live forever?
^ has relatively high hopes for this thread~ < Wishes she could but sadly life isn't that nice. I may still only have a few thousand years left~ v Is enjoying some kinda meal right now?
^ May actually live to see the last Game of Thrones book with that lifespan. > Nope. Doesn't generally eat at 2:40AM. v Is attacking someone with a root vegetable right now?
^ Is hopefully attacking me properly with that carrot. Like this: Spoiler: Language & Violence > Does enjoy a good carrot. Prefers them raw. v Would rather have a parsnip?
^ enjoys a raw carrot assault~ < Has no idea what that is!! v Would like to eat all the sugar with me?
^ Has a surprising lack of knowledge when it comes to root vegetables. > Feels guilty when he eats too much sugar. v Will help me bear this sugar-eating burden?
^ Tells me that I know nothing about root vegetables~ He is right~ < Would love sugar! *noms the sugar and wiggles around* v Will be the silliest person alive?
^ I silly for not wanting to admit it~ < Admits all my friends to Sillyville because I love Sillyville! v Enjoys various ways to drink a nice cup of tea?
^ Is helping make Sillyville the silly place it is. > Has to, it gets boring drinking fifteen cups a day the same way. v Throws paper planes at buses?
