^ A all 'murrican man~ < Wishes she was, but isn't. Is all 'merrican too. v Will punch the bald eagle for abusive language?
^ Knows British is best. > Tried to, but it flew off. v Will punch the hairy fish for confusing language?
^is confusing me with such strange things < needs to find fish with hair on them v will tell me how to do it
^ Should lock in Loch Ness. They've got all kind of crazy stuff in there. > Won't give you any advice! Find out for yourself! v Has done it yet!?
^Assumed I be someone else. > Is not who you think I am. v That word doesn't mean what you think it does.
^ Is obsessed with people's locations. > Is always down there. It's easier to move around undetected. v Will join me down there?
^ Is now simultaneously down there and up there. < Will join him down there. v That's where we'll be.
^ Is neutral on most matters which require choice~ < Has plenty to sell! Want some? v Enjoys the smell of coffee in the morning?
^ Believes that the best part of waking up is folders in your cup. > Learned that there is a coffee made from pooped up undigested coffee beans. v Can learn a lot from a dummy?
^Speaking of things that would make anyone, with a weak stomach, barf uncontrollably in a hilarious Family Guy fashion~ < See no need for dummies. I already have enough of them living with me in my hive~ v Will take a shotgun to idiots in general?
^ Lives in a hive full of crash-test dummies. > Thinks bringing a shotgun to idiots, general or otherwise, is a poor idea. They might hurt themselves. v Enjoys a good yoghurt fight?
