What if......

You'd miss all of us and you wouldn't know why.

What if some actually made a band based upon he Rainbooms?

 

Then it would be 20% cooler

What if it wasn't?

 

Then it wouldn't be.

What if it was though?

 

Then it would be.

What if Scootaloo is really the Illuminati?

 

I would care more about his scooter.

What if YouTube have never existed?

 

Then we'd be sad.

wut if loominarty is not kill?

 

Er? Green Cheese? Sorry I don't understand what you're saying.

[QUOTE="Diamond]I would care more about his scooter.[/QUOTE]

What if, like Daimond said, Scootaloo was a colt pretending to be filly?

 

I wouldn't be surprised... or would I?

What if I told you that banana's are full of calcium?

 

I would call you a liar, and chase you around the block with a shoe.

What if I responded rationally to things?

 

I would wonder why you are so rational.

What if I told you that behind the tv screen is a whole different world of people that entertain us?

 

I would be amazed by how cheap these world-portals are.

 

I would probably laugh and walk away.

What if I told you that I am a Sayain from Earth?

 

That would be the best thing ever in my life.

What if the sky isn't actually blue?

 

Well, actually it's purple, but because our eyes are more sensitive to the blue wavelength of light, and because blues and purples are very close together on the spectrum of visible light, we perceive it as blue.

What if I told you we were in the Matrix, right now?

 

I'd take the red pill.

What If I told you that you don't exist and you are the figment of someone else's imagination?

 

I'd be the best figment.

What if fruit was bad for you?

 

I'd would eat it anyway.

What if I told you that this forum was the last forum on the internet?

 

I would be happy, then terrified as everyone from every other forum on the internet poured in.

What if armchairs could sing?

 

I would scream and yell "Damn you PeeWee Hermin!"

What if I told you that your favorite food was eradicated from the earth?

 

Then there would never be ice or snow again. (Ice cream)

What if the moon dissapeared?