What if......

Cats would have to run much, much faster.

What if seven was a letter?

 

Six would no long be afraid of it.

What if Nine ate Seven?

 

Then we'd be living in bizarro backwards-land.

What if music didn't exist?

 

There would be no "Mystery" to life.

What if we did a whole topic in hidden messages?

 

What if Lio forgot about the second part of the game?

 

Tony didn't look close enough at my post.

What if Tony double checked the post he accused of being incomplete?

 

The world might explode.

What if the world exploded?

 

All our troubles would be over, for better or worse.

What if tracksuits suddenly replaced suits as formalwear?

 

Then men and women can wear the same thing.

What if men wore skirt and dresses, and woman wore pants?

 

Then you'd probably be in Scotland.

What if everyone had their beds in their sitting room?

 

Then everybody would be living in a studio apartment.

What if all the politicians and police vanished?

 

Then we'd either evolve into some kind of Federation-style utopian society, or the Mad Max films would happen.

What if people still carried swords and duels were legal?

 

Wait, it's not legal already?

What if the person below me picks up some free money on the road?

 

I'd use it to buy a lottery ticket; it's obviously my lucky day!

What if there was no-one below me?

 

Just ignore me. I'm not even here.

What if?

 

Then you'd actually have a question.
What if there really are creatures with hands that are like us ponies but live in an alternate dimension.. and it's not just old and fake mythology?

 

That would be scary and I want no part of it

What if I asked you to look after my totally not-dead 'friend' here?

 

Who stole my golden arm?

What if people could change their gender at will?

 

Then I suspect a lot of people would never get anything done XD

What if there really are nazis on the dark side of the Moon?

 

They'd probably be weak as hell from the low gravity.

What if cheese was illegal?