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Uh... PCHOOOOO
What are you so upset about? This is my bed. You're the one who shouldn't be here.
Banned for not being a cheeseburger.
Hello. This is Everypony. Welcome to it.
True. At the rate we were going, it would have taken at least a week.
What... you're scared of a little augmented undead Elder God?
"This is getting out of hand."
That seems like a reasonable and mature approach to self-improvement. How boring.
*Cthulu holds up a finger in protest* PARDON ME, GOOD SIR, BUT WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS VILE AND UNHOLY IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?
A safe form of methamphetamine. You'd get the weight loss and limitless energy, but without the bad teeth and open sores.
My New Year's resolutions: -Lose weight. I'm at 260 now. I need to lose at least fifty pounds. -Get my license. Now that I live in a city, it's a...
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Cthulhu uses Hydro Cannon!
*It's not very effective* *It's also super effective* *let's split the difference and call it normal effectiveness, okay?* CTHULHU HP -...
Water, Flying, and Psychic.
There's never been a definite size given, but it's generally accepted that he's around two hundred meters tall, which is about the same size as...
*pulls out Eldritch Poke Ball* Cthulhu, I choose you!
10/10 - You should see it live. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsnRQJxanVM
I'm really hoping that there's a good reason for the intermission in Homestuck.
I have pictures.
