5th World Problems.

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  1. Merri

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    We need a paradox thread.
     
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  2. Zephyr

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    This is close enough. I think a paradox falls under paranormal/galactic.

    SPEAKING OF WHICH I was craving soul food, so I ate my own. Now I feel empty and full at the same time.
     
    #42 Zephyr, Mar 19, 2012
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    Relevant because soul food.
     
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    http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/630/Conspiracy%20Keanu%20Serious%20*squee!*_f8cc7a_2893052.jpg
     
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    Both of these lifted from Reddit's top at r/fifthworldproblems
     
    #46 Manehattanite, Mar 20, 2012
  7. Zephyr

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    Pretty much.
    It's a fun subreddit and I love to spread the love.


    Now instead of pointing out the obvious you should do the same :3
    And by which I mean make your own or find awesome ones.
     
    #47 Zephyr, Mar 20, 2012
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    Uh, guys? Somebody broke into my shed, and stole the Hoe of Destruction. He then used it to cast an Armageddon spell to kill everyone on Earth except himself and President Obama.

    What do?
     
    #48 Ace_Sorou, Mar 20, 2012
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    How about I don't don't describe what's going through my mind when you said that.
     
    #52 Radaboy, Mar 20, 2012
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    You guys might not know, but I live inside a digital watch, there are 7 buttons, One for seconds, for minutes, for hours. As well as the current day, the date, a 12hr/24hr setting and whether the alarm is turned on or not. Unfortunately I overslept and the wearer appeared to gain an extra 8 minutes, how do I get myself back to my timeline without him noticing?
     
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    God dammit, it appears my timeline forgot how to change months. It's currently February 49th.
    How do I fix this?
     
    #54 Zephyr, Mar 20, 2012
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    Consult the calendar king about your conundrum
     
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    I live inside the Real DarkShines dreams. Only problem is I sorta decide making nightmares is more fun! I think Dark is starting to figure out I am real. What do I do?!?!?!
     
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    Swallow a live radioactive fish.Don't chew it or it won't work!And make sure its alive!
     
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    I have tried eating everything. Nothing works. The fish tasted nice though...
     
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    I told you to make sure its alive when you swallow it!
     
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    I did :p It just swam across my tongue for a bit. Wont go into too much detail...
     
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