Nag the security guard at your favorite store for as long as you can without being kicked out every day. Tell him why the store should feel entitled to give you products for free (any stupid reason will do). Keep this up until you become so annoying and distracting that he has to give in to move on with his job. I would like to be able to find certain types of soup here in America that I commonly had while studying in Japan. Quick curry restaurants would be nice too.
Get earthmoving equipment and simply lift one of these places out of Japan and place it down closer to your house. Don't worry about crossing seas, heavy vehicles ride the waves like a twig! I can't stop playing Starbound. What do I do?
Kill a llama and eat its legs, in 30 minutes, your problem will be solved. I can't seem to find my TAR- I mean... Police box.
Go to another police box and call the police from there tell them that you lost your police box. P.S If Metal men try and help you just ignore them. I seem to have misplaced my crying angle statue again what should I do?
Short the load. That always gets the amps up! I want to emigrate into Canada. What language should I learn?
Eat plenty of sand. It will cause you produce excess saliva, so you won't feel as thirsty. My shirt is on fire.
Go to the dark side of the internet and grab the first thing that you see and put it here I'm bored what should I do?
Keep PMing the admins until they give up and say yes. Commitment and dedication is something they look for in any potential mod. In case of emergency, which glass do I break?
The window glass, then proceed ton jump out. Weird creatures keep appearing in my bed when i wake up,What do i do?
Do like any sane person would do; talk to them, harass them and then proceed to eat them live. I've decided that I'm going to live at Fukushima. Should I infuse myself with cockroach DNA first?
