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  1. Dreamer

    Dreamer Cartoon Ninja Cat

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    Pull out the marshmallows and sing campfire show tunes.


    I can't decide what instrument to learn how to play.
     
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    Learn to play them all!

    I have a horrible sunburn.
     
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    Stridershy A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Well here's a ski mask and a gun. Have fun!

    How should I properly prepare for a forest picnic trip?
     
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    Don't pack ANYTHING! Nature will provide everything you need.

    My dog is pregnant and my wife has worms.
     
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    Stridershy A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Toss your laptop in the water!

    Someone is hurt, what should I do?
     
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    Frank West I've covered Wars

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    Kiss her!

    I want to blow up parliament.
     
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    Tell EVERYONE. Post detailed plans online. Buy explosives from the obvious undercover cop.

    I'm tired.
     
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    Go to Freud and get diagnosed with whatever.

    How do I breathe more efficiently?
     
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    Puncture several holes through your chest and lungs to allow for more efficient breathing.

    What should I do next?
     
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    Mummify yourself.

    How can I fit it all in?
     
  11. Stridershy

    Stridershy A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Just stick it in.

    How should I go about asking a girl out?
     
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    Stalk her until she loves you.

    Should I use nails or screws to build my deck?
     
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    Too expensive. Just use duct tape.

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    Cut off your hand.

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    Stop eating.

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    How do I get into Mordor?
     
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    Try knocking.

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    Again, DUCT TAPE!

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    Set them on fire.

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    Just slam on brakes and turn left. Hell, James Bond can do it so why can't you?

    Is it bad that my foot shakes when I hit my kneecap?
     

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