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  1. Usagi Convoy

    Usagi Convoy Creeping out Toaster Repair Pony since 8/31/2015
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    Eat lots of Turkey. Meat will keep you awake.

    I just bought two rabbit, I was told both of them were male, but I just learned they lied.
     
    #561 Usagi Convoy, Nov 19, 2016
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    Looks like you'll be eating hossenfeffer for a while.

    I'm out of Mello Yello.
     
    #562 Rockout E. Stringer, Nov 19, 2016
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    Go to your local supermarket and rob it of its stock.

    I'm too lazy to change the channel.
     
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    Wait till you need to grab another beer and then call your wife to change it.

    I don't have a wife.
     
    #564 Usagi Convoy, Nov 20, 2016
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    Marry your dog.

    I can't beat this freakin' game!!
     
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    Beat yourself.

    Waking up in the morning is an arduous task.
     
    #566 Blackened Blue, Nov 21, 2016
  7. Usagi Convoy

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    Then don't do it. Sleep till you can't sleep no more.

    I got a walk on role in the next Transformers movie.
     
    #567 Usagi Convoy, Nov 21, 2016
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    Stand in Bay's special effects

    I have so many RPG books
     
    #568 truedemonicfire, Nov 21, 2016
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    Build a bonfire with them.

    When I eat pizza, I feel like my life is somehow falling apart.
     
    #569 Rockout E. Stringer, Nov 22, 2016
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    Eat more Pizza.

    I think my advice is too simple.
     
    #570 Usagi Convoy, Nov 22, 2016
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    Lecture the next person.

    There are too many ladybugs in my house.
     
    #571 Rockout E. Stringer, Nov 22, 2016
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    Burn the house. That will get rid of them.

    I need a bath instead of a shower
     
    #572 truedemonicfire, Nov 22, 2016
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    Bathe in sulfuric acid. It will get you clean for sure!

    I may be diabetic.
     
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    Call Wilford Brimley.

    I have no money.
     
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    Beat the next person you see over the head. Take all their clothes, leave the wallet and or purse, sell the clothes to a thrift shop.
     
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    I have no advice to give

    I'd like pizza
     
    #576 truedemonicfire, Nov 23, 2016
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    Steal it from Pizza Hut. They won't notice.

    I need a job.
     
    #577 MorphinBrony, Nov 23, 2016
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    Become a hitman.

    Lio has floofier hair than Rockette.
     
    #578 Rockout E. Stringer, Nov 23, 2016
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    Shave Lio's head, problem solved

    I need a massage.
     
    #579 truedemonicfire, Nov 23, 2016
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    Lay down in a car crusher.

    I think I may be a psychopath.
     
    #580 Rockout E. Stringer, Nov 23, 2016
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