The name's Silver Sheen, and I'm here to get into as many shenanigans as I can. So just try to outdo me.
Hah, then I shall be your primary contender! By salad's spore, the crunch of your outdeed shall resonate across electricity and time and be forever immortalized in legend! That is, if that's OK with you. Welcome aboard, landlubber! May the Disclord be with you