I've had it with this place. It's been going downhill for a long time, and it's time for me to finally sever ties and move to some place better. All the good people have left, and we're left with the sorry leftovers, and I just don't enjoy it anymore as a result. I wish this place the best in my absence, but I won't be coming back. Goodbye everyone. Spoiler: Farewell crap APRIL FOOLS AGAIN!
You were getting tiresome to have around, anyway. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.